A young boy enters a
barber shop and the barber whispers to the customer, "This
is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch as I prove it to
you." The barber put two quarters in one hand and a dollar
bill in the other, then he calls the boy over and asks,
"Which one do you want son?" The boy takes the two
quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" The barber
asks the customer. "The boy never learns." Later, when
the customer leaves he see's the little boy at an Ice Cream
Parlor. "Hey son, may I ask you a question?" The
customer says to the young boy. The boy nods. "Why did you
take the quarters instead of the dollar?" The customer
asked, curious. "Because the day I take the dollar, the game
is over." The boy replied.
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