Littlekids Quotes

Forever His*
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May 14, 2014 12:06pm UTC

Why Are Little Kids So Annoying, But ADORABLE At The Same Time? :O

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Morgan*
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February 27, 2014 12:39pm UTC

Once the entire school had a liturgy and we all had to stand around the priest and he was talking about being with somebody before they had the death penalty, and there was that one kid that looked terrified because he thought they didn't do death penalties anymore.

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 1:20am UTC

I remember when I was little
I watched Kung Fu Panda
And for months afterwards
I was trying the Wushi Finger Hold
On everyone
And it never worked and I always wondered why
And when I realized that the finger hold wasn't a real thing I cried

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dino_saursx3
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January 25, 2014 12:19am UTC

So my friend has a little sister in third grade
(I got to school in Mexico and its a bilingual school)
my friend was absent today,
her little sister comes up to me while we were waiting to be picked up
she asks me "Will you read this with me?" holding up a book
it was in Spanish and she doesn't speak it very well.
I sat down on the floor and started reading out loud a paragraph
and helping her out when it was her turn to read.

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JazzySnow
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October 6, 2013 1:33pm UTC

I finally fixed my iPad! Now I have a profile picture! I think the cute little kid makes me less ugly looking… lol

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flyingbacon7
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September 8, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Have you ever been to the store
And you see this little kid
And you start making silly faces at them
And they start making them back
And here you are both laughing and smiling

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Vinita*
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September 7, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Last night,there were these little girls who were like 7 and they were blond and they're sooooo annoying. So I walked up to them and I was like,"Hey do you remember me?" and they were like "Yes." and then i was like ,"What's my name." and they're like,"Turtle." and then they kept calling me turtle and they kept bothering me and they said that i looked like a turtle. And they were swimming in this pool and they were like "Come swim turtle." and I'm like,"I don't have a bathing suit." and I just wanted to slap them ughhhh

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kristabff
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September 6, 2013 6:49pm UTC

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST
MUSIC VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD?? THESE LITTLE KIDS MADE A MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE FUNDED THEM AND IT'S NOT THAT BAD AWWWWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk
you can catch me and my crew eatin' hot cheetos and taki's.

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PirateChic97
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August 24, 2013 10:42am UTC

My boyfriend kissed me at the top of the ferris wheel... super
romantic until the little girls in the cart behind us start screaming
"ewww!!! icky!!!!! kissing is icky!!!!!!"

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*blushes*
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June 24, 2013 12:26pm UTC

I want a rainbow unicorn pegasus
So get me one, now. And I don't care how you'll get it.
~ Little kids

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just another asian*
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June 19, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Yesterday, this little 8 yr old just walked around my block with a 4 foot Micky mouse stuffed animal on his back. it wasn't weird, except for the fact he's passed my house 6 times screaming 'Micky says what!' o-o;

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC

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The thing is, you can always go
to little kids for the truth. They
have no filter. So if you want the
the truth, ask a child.They don;t relize they are saying anything wrong/

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ArizonaDupree443
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 10:28am UTC

Uhm...
Okay so here's the problem I have...
My little sister came into my room yesterday and asked me this:
" Arizona, you contract sexual diseases by it being passed to you my other people..right? Okay so in order for you to get it someone had to give it to you, and before that happened someone gave it to them.So my question to you is... how did the first person who ever had Aids get Aids? Did it just magically appear like BAM I'M HERE FOR YOU !! ? "
She's 7. She's freaking 7.
I litereally died laughing!
simplyArizona

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:41pm UTC

The little kid next door just
opened his window and yelled
"What is 27 plus 4?!"
and I yelled "It's 31!!"
and he said "Thank you God Lady!!!!"

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 9:23pm UTC

*Today in music class*
9 year old boy: Whatya doin? Whatya doin? Whatya doin??
Me: Would you leave me alone!!
9 year old boy:
Me:
9 year old boy: *Reaches in pocket and pulls out a small bottle*
Me: What's that?
9 year old boy: Breath spray.
9 year old boy: You need it more than I do.
*Let's just say that I've never been more embarrassed in my entire life.*

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steffykins
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May 22, 2013 4:14pm UTC

looking at a little kid and thinking,
"wow, he's going to be really attractive when he gets older"

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chachawawabubu
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May 21, 2013 8:21pm UTC

*Today in music class*
My friend: (To the teacher) What is the note for this? I thought I had it right.
Teacher: No, you made a mistake. The note is B.
Friend: But isn't that-
9 year old boy: Go brush your teeth!
Friend:
9 year old:
Friend:
9 year old:
Friend: Excuse me?
9 year old: I'm stoned!
*True story.

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sparkleyunicorns7
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May 12, 2013 5:05pm UTC

When I was little
I would watch the movie
Spirit.
Then go and gallop around my
back yard
pretending I was a baby horse.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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May 12, 2013 2:05pm UTC

I like little kid games online. I like Disney Princess movies. I like teddy bears. I like juice boxes. I like drawing outside with chalk. I like acting like a kid, I like pretending I'm still golden, still innocent, still iving in an ignorant bliss. I like pretending I can still grow up and become Rapunzel, or Ariel, or Cinderella. I like living in my childhood, because maybe, I don't want to grow up. I don't want to rush into adulthood, I don't want to get older before I have to. I don't understand why that's such a big deal.

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Skimrande
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May 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

I overheard this conversation in the library this morning.
Little girl: I had to get a paper yesterday because I was late.
Other little girl: It's called a tardy sleep.
Little girl: A what?
Other little girl: A tardy sleep. Cuz you sleep late.
Little girl: A party sleep?
Other little girl: No, a tardy sleep. With a "tuh."

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