Library Quotes

Cupcake145*
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August 14, 2014 8:46pm UTC

Can't wait till tm.I'm going to a sleepover at my local library we are going to watch 19 hours of harry potter,eat pizza,icecream,drink soda,eat chips/ candy. And have breakfast in the morning. It is from 1 pm till 9 am sathurday. So excited can't wait.

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Cupcake145*
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July 31, 2014 1:58pm UTC

Completed my summer reading for my local library I had to do 28 hours of reading. I got the following prizesA coupon for a free icecream cone at MCdonaldsA barnstormers ticket(baseball game)A free coupon for a ritas italian iceA free ice skating rink couponA free coupon for a round of bowlingA free cupcake couponA free game of laser tag couponAnd a free comic book coupon for a comic book at my local.comic book store

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emilygm*
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June 12, 2014 10:06pm UTC

Working In A Library #1Me: "Hi, would you like to sign up for our summer reading program?"Customer: *blatantly sees me, stares at me, walks awAY*Me: Well, f_ck you too!

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imperfectballerina
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May 29, 2014 12:28pm UTC

People need to understand if you are in a library, you should be quiet.

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DunGoofed
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March 28, 2014 1:02am UTC

Once I thought I saw one of my friends in public. I went up to them and slapped their butt. It turns out ot was a stranger so I ran away and hid in the library.

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Losing It *
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January 23, 2014 9:26pm UTC

I've always wanted to go to one of those libraries that have the ladders attached to the bookshelves and then glide around on them and forbid others from joining me. But then again, I'd probably fall off...

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 18, 2014 11:20am UTC

Library Pick-Up Line:
"I don't have a library card on me right now,
But can I check you out?"

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planetxar_the_1st
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January 10, 2014 5:25pm UTC

When i was 5 i wanted to be a singer, when i was 7 i wanted to dance, when i was 8 i wanted to play guitar, when i was 10 i wanted to write, So i'll be a librarian who does that in her spare time!

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Phishy
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December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC

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Okay so I'm in the library
and I plugged in my headphones
to listen to some study music,
but I didn't plug it in all the way
so some music was playing out loud.
Everyone could hear it.
I didn't realize this
till the librarian came over
and notified me15 minutes later.
"You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
"No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
"I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
A couple other people around me nodded.
"Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
I've never been so embarrassed
and flattered at the same time
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writtenrain*
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November 24, 2013 3:36pm UTC

So the other day my friend and I
were at the library and sitting by the magazine section. This elderly man walked over
to grab a magazine and when he saw us he just said "I have fallen and I cannot get up"
and then he legitimately just walked away and I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 8, 2013 5:19pm UTC

At The Library, Checking out a book
LIbrarian: What's your name?
Me: *standing behind her while she's on the computer* Caitlin
Librarian: *starts typing 'Kat-*
Me: Cai
Librarian: *continues typing 'Katcai-*
Me:...

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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November 2, 2013 9:00am UTC

I need to stop adding books to my Wattpad library.
My obsession is unhealthy...

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Julia1999
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October 24, 2013 3:28am UTC

Write letters to the people you love.
Don't seal them; don't send them
Stick them between pages of library books
Let someone discover them and wonder about who you are and who you're writing to...
Touch their hearts and make their day.
Let them fall in love with your story as they would fictional characters in books.

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myboys
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September 29, 2013 11:23pm UTC

SO I WAS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AT THE LIBRARY AND UM
THIS HAPPENED
I JUST WROTE IT ON WATTPAD BC ITS TOO LONG FOR A QUOTE
BUT PLEASE READ THIS AND ENJOY MY AWKWARDNESS AND STUFF I GUESS
http://www.wattpad.com/26500058-sexual-bookfair-oh-lawd
THE TITLE EXPLAINS ALL
Sęxual Bookfair Oh Lawd

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*Freedom*
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July 20, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Me: *On witty on my laptop in library, drinking a coffee*
Friend: Hey, is that wittyprofiles?
Me:........
Me: ......Yes.....
Friend: Let me see your quotes!
Me: Sure, I just...
Me: *Spills coffee on laptop*
Me: *Laptop turns black*
Me: Oh shoot. You can't now.

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