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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*

1. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2015 10:37pm UTC
   Haven/Playdodododo has passed away in her sleep on 7/15/15 due to overdosing.
   Please stop bullying!
   
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2. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   April 26, 2015 2:16pm UTC
   Everyone's saying "Every little 3-9 year old has a phone.. Back then I used to play with dirt.."
   Well all i'm thinking is... You're the one with phones. You have it around them. You let them play on it. So that's why they have phones.
   So... Maybe if you'll stop being on you're stinkin' phone while around babies or 3-9 year olds maybe we could have our old times back.
   That's all i'm saying... =
   
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3. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   December 25, 2014 1:58am UTC
   I love you with all my butt.
   I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
   I love you. ❤
   
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4. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   December 21, 2014 12:37am UTC
   My brother is 25 years old.
   He has his own house. He's grown up.
   But he still leaves cookies out for santa.
   Ilovehimevenmore
   
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5. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   December 1, 2014 7:47pm UTC
   "Alright I'll go, But I'll be fashionably late!"
   Me and Grinch have never been so alike.
   
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6. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   November 30, 2014 3:09pm UTC
   Christmas wishlist :
   Him.
   Him.
   Him.
   
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7. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   November 30, 2014 1:26pm UTC
   I left my door open for my cat to roam around the house...
   Instead she stays in my room and waits until I wake up.
   
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8. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   August 30, 2014 9:48pm UTC
   i love ariana grande because she reminds me of me.
   
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9. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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   July 3, 2014 9:18am UTC
   My cat made ALOT of noises...
   Just to get comfortable.
   
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10. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    March 2, 2014 12:45am UTC
    "So, where's the dead body?"
    "Jake, show a little respect"
    "Where's the dead body, sir?"
    
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11. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    December 31, 2013 4:06am UTC
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12. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    December 31, 2013 4:00am UTC
    How other girls flirt: Hey cutie ;)
    How I flirt: Twerk for me baby ;-;
    
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13. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    December 19, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    ►: I HATE YOU
    ►: Sorry, that was my cat.
    *: Oh okay.
    ►: Guess what...
    ►: I Dont have a cat.
    
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14. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    December 19, 2013 12:39am UTC
    my sisters crying... what should i do? help!
    
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15. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    December 18, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    I hate you.
    To the moon and back.
    
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16. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    November 24, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    When i die, I'm gonna watch attractive people shower.
    Me ghosta
    
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17. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    November 11, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Before marriage
    Boy : At last i can hardly wait!
    Girl: Do you want me to leave?
    Boy : No dont even think about it!
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy : of course, always
    Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
    Boy : No, why are you asking?
    Girl : Will you kiss me?
    Boy : Every chance i get.
    Girl: Will you slap me?
    Boy : no, are you crazy?!
    Girl: Can i trust you?
    Boy : yes!
    Girl : Darling!!
    After marriage read it backwards!!
    
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18. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    November 11, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    and *BANG*
    You're in love
    
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19. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    October 28, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    (More deep Quotes)
    Me: Thats what she said xD
    
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20. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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    October 28, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    My computer screen turned green a little bit .... Still managed to get on wittyprofiles (;
    
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