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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*

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Member Since: 10 Nov 2012 04:14pm

Last Seen: 4 Dec 2016 03:56pm

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don't worry about me darling.
My life has been a series of complications.

 

  1. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2015 10:37pm EDT
    Haven/Playdodododo has passed away in her sleep on 7/15/15 due to overdosing.
    Please stop bullying!

  2. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 2:16pm EDT
    Everyone's saying "Every little 3-9 year old has a phone.. Back then I used to play with dirt.."
    Well all i'm thinking is... You're the one with phones. You have it around them. You let them play on it. So that's why they have phones.
    So... Maybe if you'll stop being on you're stinkin' phone while around babies or 3-9 year olds maybe we could have our old times back.
    That's all i'm saying... =

  3. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 1:58am EST
    I love you with all my butt.
    I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
    I love you. ❤

  4. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 12:37am EST
    My brother is 25 years old.
    He has his own house. He's grown up.
    But he still leaves cookies out for santa.
    Ilovehimevenmore

  5. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2014 7:47pm EST
    "Alright I'll go, But I'll be fashionably late!"
    Me and Grinch have never been so alike.

  6. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 3:09pm EST
    Christmas wishlist :
    Him.
    Him.
    Him.

  7. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 1:26pm EST
    I left my door open for my cat to roam around the house...
    Instead she stays in my room and waits until I wake up.

  8. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 9:48pm EDT
    i love ariana grande because she reminds me of me.

  9. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 9:18am EDT
    My cat made ALOT of noises...
    Just to get comfortable.

  10. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 12:45am EST
    "So, where's the dead body?"
    "Jake, show a little respect"
    "Where's the dead body, sir?"

  11. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 4:06am EST
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  12. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 4:00am EST
    How other girls flirt: Hey cutie ;)
    How I flirt: Twerk for me baby ;-;

  13. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:43pm EST
    ►: I HATE YOU
    ►: Sorry, that was my cat.
    *: Oh okay.
    ►: Guess what...
    ►: I Dont have a cat.

  14. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 12:39am EST
    my sisters crying... what should i do? help!

  15. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:53pm EST
    I hate you.
    To the moon and back.

  16. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:04pm EST
    When i die, I'm gonna watch attractive people shower.
    Me ghosta

  17. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 7:45pm EST
    Before marriage
    Boy : At last i can hardly wait!
    Girl: Do you want me to leave?
    Boy : No dont even think about it!
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy : of course, always
    Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
    Boy : No, why are you asking?
    Girl : Will you kiss me?
    Boy : Every chance i get.
    Girl: Will you slap me?
    Boy : no, are you crazy?!
    Girl: Can i trust you?
    Boy : yes!
    Girl : Darling!!
    After marriage read it backwards!!

  18. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 7:37pm EST
    and *BANG*
    You're in love

  19. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 11:21pm EDT
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    Me: Thats what she said xD

  20. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 11:07pm EDT
    My computer screen turned green a little bit .... Still managed to get on wittyprofiles (;

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