Best Ladies Quotes This Week

The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Chicken Wrap > Thigh Gap
...

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RoryTheStrange
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 10:56am UTC

Would you be in any way offended if I said you seemed to me to be the visible personification of absolute perfection?

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:50pm UTC

you know youre on your period
when you begin crying when your laptop shuts down.
nmf

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 4:21pm UTC

I hate when girls pull the 'I'm a girl' card.
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean that you're physically unable to open a door for yourself.
I know it's gentlemanly to open a door for a lady, but it doesn't happen very often anymore.
Or when you complain that your bag is too heavy and you ask a guy to carry it
Nobody said that you had to put a bathroom sink into it, okay?

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Me: Hey! Is your older brother single?
Stranger: Er.. yes?
Me: lets be friends.

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 9:26pm UTC

All my single ladies, put your hands up.....

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Johanna181x
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 8:38am UTC

(•_•)
<) )╯All the single ladies...
/ \
(•_•)
\( (> All the single ladies...
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯OH OH OH
/ \

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phani
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 12:01pm UTC

Two ladies were fighting for a seat in a Bus...
Bus conductor: The older one should sit here
Both the ladies looked at each other
And
The seat remained empty

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charming
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 4:02pm UTC

A faithful guy likes a girl with a job, down to earth, respectful, and responsible! Not a tatted up female that smokes weed and takes pictures with her A$$ on the sink!
KEEP THAT IN MIND LADIES

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SkylerThatsMe
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC

(•_•)
<) )╯
/ \
all the single ladies
(•_•)
\( (>
/ \
all the single ladies
(•_•)
<) )╯
/ \
oh oh oh

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
March 6, 2015 1:20pm UTC

I love girls who compliment other girls.
Too many girls thinking it's a competition these days.
It's nice to be nice.

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piglet_pooh
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:53pm UTC

Ladies don't start the fight,
but they can finish it!!
~Marie from the Aristocats
gotta love disney ;)
yes, i watched the movie today. i was bored ok.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 3:08pm UTC

"She straightens her hair,
puts on her eyeliner,
glosses her lips & takes
one last look in the mirror,
all for the boy who will never care."
-Frank Ocean

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:02pm UTC

guysguysguys. I NEED YO HELP. i have to make an anti smoking ad for a school project. Gimme some creative slogans? thanks<3 love you wittians<3

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neeshcheer24
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 5:03am UTC

Ladieesss,
When a guy can handle your flaws
Love you on your moody days
&Kiss you when you dont look that great
H E . I S . W O R T H . I T <3

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 29, 2014 1:10pm UTC

All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Ladies, and roughly 12 boys, we've been sitting at the computer for too long. It's time for some neck stretches. Care to join me?

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RIsoFly
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

I'm a lesbian. Get at me ladies (;

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ThatAsianKid
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 9:50am UTC

Interviewer: If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?
Guy: To be an invisible man
Interviewer: Why?
Guy: So I can go into the ladies bathroom ;)
-ThatAsianKid

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Do old ladies listen to Gingham Style?

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