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1. SkylerThatsMe
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   May 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC
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   all the single ladies
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   oh oh oh
   
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2. SkylerThatsMe
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   January 12, 2013 8:20pm UTC
   What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
   ~nmq
   
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3. SkylerThatsMe
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   January 12, 2013 8:16pm UTC
   Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
   ~nmq
   
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4. SkylerThatsMe
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   January 12, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   It's time to make another YouTube video!!
   
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5. SkylerThatsMe
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   June 6, 2012 9:24am UTC
   Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
   
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6. SkylerThatsMe
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   June 6, 2012 9:21am UTC
   There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
   
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7. SkylerThatsMe
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   June 6, 2012 9:11am UTC
   Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
   
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8. SkylerThatsMe
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   June 6, 2012 9:06am UTC
   What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
   
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9. SkylerThatsMe
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   June 6, 2012 9:03am UTC
   All generalizations are false, including this one.
   
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10. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 9:00am UTC
    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
    
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11. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:54am UTC
    There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
    
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12. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:50am UTC
    When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
    
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13. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:46am UTC
    When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
    
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14. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
    
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15. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:40am UTC
    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
    
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16. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:36am UTC
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    
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17. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    
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18. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:23am UTC
    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    
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19. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:19am UTC
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    
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20. SkylerThatsMe
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    June 6, 2012 8:13am UTC
    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    
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