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  1. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2015 1:20pm UTC
    I love girls who compliment other girls.
    Too many girls thinking it's a competition these days.
    It's nice to be nice.

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

  3. RoryTheStrange RoryTheStrange
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 10:56am UTC
    Would you be in any way offended if I said you seemed to me to be the visible personification of absolute perfection?

  4. brittneybaby brittneybaby
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 11:47am UTC
    h0rny all day every day;) kik me @brittneybaby_m
    love to get scandy pics from hot ladies;)

  5. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce the selfish machine.

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Ladies, and roughly 12 boys, we've been sitting at the computer for too long. It's time for some neck stretches. Care to join me?

  7. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    you know youre on your period
    when you begin crying when your laptop shuts down.
    nmf

  8. charming charming
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    A faithful guy likes a girl with a job, down to earth, respectful, and responsible! Not a tatted up female that smokes weed and takes pictures with her A$$ on the sink!
    KEEP THAT IN MIND LADIES

  9. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Chicken Wrap > Thigh Gap
    ...

  10. RIsoFly RIsoFly
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I'm a lesbian. Get at me ladies (;

  11. NotReaD NotReaD
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Hai ladies I am Dom and I like Xbox and I'm a bball player so you should tell me your interests and we can be frands ya kniow what I saaaaying?

  12. Crazygirl21 Crazygirl21
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    Ladies You Deserve To Be His First Girl, Not His Just In Case Girl.

  13. ladiesman2 ladiesman2
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 3:24am UTC
    hey ladies

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    I hate when girls pull the 'I'm a girl' card.
    Just because you're a girl doesn't mean that you're physically unable to open a door for yourself.
    I know it's gentlemanly to open a door for a lady, but it doesn't happen very often anymore.
    Or when you complain that your bag is too heavy and you ask a guy to carry it
    Nobody said that you had to put a bathroom sink into it, okay?

  15. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    LADIES AND GENTLE MAN BOYS AND GIRLS WITTIANS OF THE WORLD.
    Hey I justed wanted you to go follow my friend janie11223344 shes awsome has good quotes and is a cool person so go follow her:)

  16. RawrKatYeah RawrKatYeah
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    This one is for the pretty ladies
    Who are not afraid to wear converse or vans with dresses.
    #justgirlythings
    my quote and my format

  17. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    Me: Hey! Is your older brother single?
    Stranger: Er.. yes?
    Me: lets be friends.

  18. lgw29 lgw29
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 11:39am UTC
    LOVELY LADIES OF FASHION
    PLEASE CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG!
    http://fashioncupcakegal.blogspot.com/
    IF YOU GO FAVORITE OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS QUOTE PLEASE AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU AND FAVORITE A BUNCH OF YOUR QUOTES
    PLEASE AND THANK YOU

  19. piglet_pooh piglet_pooh
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    Ladies don't start the fight,
    but they can finish it!!
    ~Marie from the Aristocats
    gotta love disney ;)
    yes, i watched the movie today. i was bored ok.

  20. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Do old ladies listen to Gingham Style?

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