Best Kiss Quotes Ever

br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 11:44pm UTC

“If you weren't driving, I'd kiss you senseless,” I tell him.
He swerves to the side of the road and stops the car abruptly.
“ Not driving anymore.”
Please don't remove this!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:55pm UTC

kiss me too fiercely, hold me too tight. i need help believing you're with me tonight.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 8:25pm UTC

When I was 7
My dad: Okay I'm going to work
My sister: Bye daddy! *kisses him*
My other sister: Bye *kisses him*
Me: Why don't I get a kiss?
My dad: Because boys don't kiss boys.
Me: But you're my dad, I want a kiss.
My dad: It's bad for boys to kiss boys.
My dad: *leaves for work*

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:58pm UTC

5 tips:
Fight for her
Protect her
Love her
Kiss her
Laugh with her

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Crush: *kisses girl*
People around me: aww how cute
Me: yeah *grabs knife*
Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 7:18pm UTC

it's really sad that i haven't had my first kiss yet...
..i am 15..

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
August 25, 2014 11:53am UTC

Are you gonna kiss me
O r d o I h a v e t o l i e t o m y d i a r y ?
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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 5:50pm UTC

Awkwardly resisting kissing your crush
when in the most romantic situation possible

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:19am UTC

kiss me hard
before you go

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Marian*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:15pm UTC

One minute of kissing
burns 26 calories.
No wonder those sl*ts
are so damn skinny.

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Steve*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 12:18am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My Dog is my life!! Has this ever happened anyone before?
i think im falling in love with my dog. anytime i see him playing with other dogs i get really jealous and just wanted to rugby tackle him to the ground and kiss him. ive never felt this way about anyone before, let alone a dog. Ive even broke up with my bf over it. ive had this dog for 6 months, but only recently have thesse feelings started to develop. i dont know what to do and think if i telling anyone theyll think im crazy. please help!!
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Best Answer -
Oh dear... guess you should paws for thought before people think you are barking mad.
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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 3:53pm UTC

You have lips
I have lips
Omg we have so much in common
Lets kiss

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 8:04am UTC

I would love to be an actress, not only would I hang out with hot actors- I could
kiss them and when they ask 'what' your problem,' I can say 'Just practicing.'

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Did you ever just stop and realize
That we could just change our life in an instant if we really wanted to?
We could stand up and yell at our teachers, we could put ourselves in a life or death situation
if we REALLY wanted too. You could even take that risk and spontaneously kiss your crush by
surprise. We could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as
we say they are, why won't we take those chances?

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
June 20, 2014 4:41pm UTC

It's 3 AM and all i want
is your lips on mine
it's the same as
yesterday
at 7 pm
or last thursday
at noon
it's the same at every
hour,
every minute,
every second
since I've met you.

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 4:55pm UTC

How To Kiss A Boy:
1. Grab his waist.
2. Pull him closer to you.
3. Look into his eyes.
4. Look at his lips while biting yours.
5. Look back at his eyes again.
6. Grab his face gently.
7. Slowly lean in and whisper into his ear:
"The Lannisters send their regards."
8. Stab him in the chest while his mother watches.

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Chris*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:01pm UTC

But you kissed me like
you meant it.
I know you meant it.
You can't fake a k i s s l i k e t h a t .

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KaterinaHoran
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 12:13pm UTC

BEFORE YOU KISS
A GIRL :
-Grab her waist.
-Pull her closer to your body.
-Look into her eyes.
-Look at her lips while you're biting yours.
-Look back at her eyes again.
-Grab her face gently.
-Then slowly lean in and kiss her.
It'll drive her crazy,I promise.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 7:30pm UTC

nyctophilia
(noun)
love of darkness or night.
finding relaxation
or comfort in
the darkness

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My Wedding Day
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

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