Best Johnny Quotes Ever

Starxoxo
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June 26, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Do I need a sweat shirt that says
Sorry But Im to busy thinking about johnny depp
Yes I think I do

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Steve*
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July 27, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Tim Burton should just make a movie called "Johny Depp"
Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter.

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MyWittyProfile
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June 5, 2013 2:11pm UTC

So I had this substitute named Johnny and I was eating an apple so i yelled
"hey, I'm eating an apple from the apple tree you planted"
the class found it funny- but he didn't.

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*Dirtbag*
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September 18, 2013 9:34pm UTC

The Only Creatures
That are evolved enough to convey pure love
Are dogs and Infants

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Carla Crahan.*
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March 3, 2014 6:49pm UTC

You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but
you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.
-Johnny Depp
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Restitutor Orbis*
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December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC

"She's a sensation, I'm gonna make her mine."
The Ramones

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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June 19, 2013 4:48am UTC

"We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all
somewhat screwy, every single one of us." ---Johnny Depp

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elligrig13
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July 20, 2013 3:23am UTC

“
There are four questions of value in life.
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for,
and what is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same.
Only love.”
-Johnny Depp

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

I have 17 tabs open that are all playing BSE just to help break the record

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Starxoxo
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June 20, 2013 11:08pm UTC

People Don't cry because they're weak, People Cry because they've been strong for to long
-Johnny Depp

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MyBrokenHorizon
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February 11, 2013 12:09pm UTC

"People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long."
— Johnny Depp

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 8:48pm UTC

I really like The Outsiders.
jussayin.

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Starxoxo
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 5:04pm UTC

*puts finger in paint*
*Tastes*
....Paint....

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Starxoxo
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:45pm UTC

Where are you Johnny Depp?
Because I need you right now
Just Right Now

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Starxoxo
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:39pm UTC

Trying to look insane
*slides on knees up to gaurds*
Mommy?

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Starxoxo
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Johnny Depp obssesed

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DunGoofed
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November 12, 2013 2:57am UTC

Im now in the Land of Ooo listening to the Assasians Creed Soundtrack. Im on Leave Her Johnny. I love this type of music :/

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*Princess JoJo*
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December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC

WE'RE ALL DAMAGED IN OUR OWN WAYS . NOBODYS PERFECT. I THINK WE'RE ALL SOMEWHAT SCREWY. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US ~ Johnny Depp

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kennie
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February 24, 2014 2:25pm UTC

Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s/ex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

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kennie
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February 24, 2014 2:34pm UTC

Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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