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Restitutor Orbis*

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Member Since: 25 Nov 2013 06:19pm

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Hello!
I'm a poet. Or something. How're you doing?
  1. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2019 12:37pm UTC
    Last night,
    with the snow
    f
    a
    l
    l
    i
    n
    g,
    so light,
    I dreamt of you
    as dancing bones,
    in a pretty blue dress.

  2. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2015 10:41am UTC
    Froms't that earth, churn'd up and ov'r by Teutonic barrage,
    Had those deadn'd husks spire'd Heavenward
    The iron dragon, man made and fierce,
    Thunderously sang its leaden hymn
    Cutting down all it could, all those who stood before it.

  3. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2015 6:44pm UTC
    To Hodor
    Or not to Hodor?
    Hodor is the question.

  4. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 7:14pm UTC
    ISIS is ran by Furbies.

  5. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2015 9:30pm UTC
    Hodor.

  6. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2015 9:26pm UTC
    Myr fyar scypíren Lucyus,
    Cywnn ayle Cwynníg!

  7. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 10:59pm UTC
    Brisen nare der Erte copermin end coperminin a' yung end elte. Cwuinn end Kenig, wiesen danke ye. Nore for Cwuinn end Kenig aei copermin haben nacht wit.

  8. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 11:41pm UTC
    Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
    *Marius whines from the lower floor*
    *Caius rushes down the stairs at the call of his master*
    Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
    Marius Spurnius: For a servant, you’re one who’s prone to wit. I need a place where I can enjoy the wit of others.
    *Caius stares blankly at his young master, and the monitor before him, puzzle becoming him.*
    Caius Tarqinius: Ah!, yes I know just the place, young Marius.
    Marius Spurnius: Well on with it!
    Caius Tarqinius: Try wittyprofiles.com, young Marius.
    *Marius nods, sending Caius away to return to his duties. Minutes pass by before the page loads*
    Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
    *Marius cries again*
    *Caius again rushes to his young master’s side*
    Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
    Marius Spurnius: Is this some kind of joke?
    Caius Tarqinius: I’m not sure I understand, young Marius.
    *Marius jabs a finger towards the screen furiously*
    Marius Spurnius: It’s nothing but fifteen year old girls!
    Caius Tarqinius: So it is, yes, so it is.
    Marius Spurnius: Wait…are you saying…?
    *Caius clamps his mouth shut as he begins to eurpt into laughter*
    Marius Spurnius: You are! I am not a fifteen year old girl and you know it!
    -Fin-

  9. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 9:18pm UTC
    Wit?
    There is no wit.

  10. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    It's life, and it's death. It's a creator, and it's a destroyer.
    From its simple shape, complexity flows forth.
    What is it?

  11. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    I feast on your angst...
    And I drink to your rage...
    Tonight, I dine like a king!

  12. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    XV—LXI—XXIV—XLIX—XLVII—LXI—XXIV—XXXVIII—LXII

  13. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 9:27am UTC
    "And I felt like a million dollars', something that money just can't bring." Joey Ramone (searching for something)

  14. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 11:48pm UTC
    xxxiii
    lxxx
    xxviii
    xlix
    ix
    liv
    lxi

  15. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    "There's got to be more than life than this." - Joey Ramone (There's got to be more to life than this)

  16. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:39pm UTC
    "You're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you." Mr. New Vegas

  17. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    I'm in love for the first time, don't 'ya know it's gonna last?" The Beatles (Don't let me down)

  18. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    "She's a sensation, I'm gonna make her mine."
    The Ramones

  19. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    A mind with savage thought is the end result of a savage person.

  20. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Life's a gas, breath it in slowly.

:)

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