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  1. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but
    you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.
    -Johnny Depp
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  2. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
    Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
    She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."
    The first student raised her hand to volunteer.
    "Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first."
    Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."
    The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?"
    Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie."
    "Very good," the teacher told Kevin.
    Jeff was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..."
    Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.
    Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next.
    Johnny said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."

  3. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
    A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
    Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
    Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
    Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
    The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
    "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

  4. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    Little Johnny and God
    One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this," "F**k that."
    The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."
    "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest.
    "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest."
    Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest.
    "Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"

  5. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
    Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
    "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
    Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
    "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s/ex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

  6. *Princess JoJo* *Princess JoJo*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    WE'RE ALL DAMAGED IN OUR OWN WAYS . NOBODYS PERFECT. I THINK WE'RE ALL SOMEWHAT SCREWY. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US ~ Johnny Depp

  7. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    "She's a sensation, I'm gonna make her mine."
    The Ramones

  8. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:57am UTC
    Im now in the Land of Ooo listening to the Assasians Creed Soundtrack. Im on Leave Her Johnny. I love this type of music :/

  9. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    in less than two months,
    my guy bestfriend is going to leave me.
    ouch.

  10. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    The Only Creatures
    That are evolved enough to convey pure love
    Are dogs and Infants

  11. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Tim Burton should just make a movie called "Johny Depp"
    Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter.

  12. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    I have 17 tabs open that are all playing BSE just to help break the record

  13. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 3:23am UTC

    There are four questions of value in life.
    What is sacred?
    Of what is the spirit made?
    What is worth living for,
    and what is worth dying for?
    The answer to each is the same.
    Only love.”
    -Johnny Depp

  14. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    *puts finger in paint*
    *Tastes*
    ....Paint....

  15. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Where are you Johnny Depp?
    Because I need you right now
    Just Right Now

  16. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Trying to look insane
    *slides on knees up to gaurds*
    Mommy?

  17. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Do I need a sweat shirt that says
    Sorry But Im to busy thinking about johnny depp
    Yes I think I do

  18. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    People Don't cry because they're weak, People Cry because they've been strong for to long
    -Johnny Depp

  19. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:48am UTC
    "We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all
    somewhat screwy, every single one of us." ---Johnny Depp

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    So I had this substitute named Johnny and I was eating an apple so i yelled
    "hey, I'm eating an apple from the apple tree you planted"
    the class found it funny- but he didn't.

:)

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