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kennie

Status: Happily Taken! <3

Member Since: 21 Feb 2014 08:21am

Last Seen: 12 Dec 2014 12:46pm

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 379115

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I love my boyfriend and all my friends!
  1. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 12:09pm UTC
    She always wore long sleeves, just cause of the “weather”
    She was always smiling cause she was “happy”
    Her eyes were red because she was “tired”
    No one saw through the Sleeves
    No one saw through her smile
    No one saw her cry.
    They thought she was okay for a while
    She wanted a reason to be their
    She wanted a reason to live
    She wanted a reason not to self harm.
    But no one seemed alarmed.
    But no one gave her a reason to stay
    They figure she was always okay
    But one day, her sleeves came up
    She stopped trying to smile
    She told them their was no reason to be their
    But they didn’t listen.
    Driven to despair
    She ties the rope
    And kicks the chair.
    Know everyone loves her.

  2. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:20am UTC
    How do u do chats on here???

  3. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:18am UTC
    Pain in your eyes,
    But a smile on your lips
    Clean wrists
    But cuts on your hips
    (e.v)

  4. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:05am UTC
    me: I need to go out
    Depression: NO
    me: I deserve to be loved
    Depression: NO
    me: I need to sleep peacefully
    Depression: NO
    me: I have to end it all
    Depression: YES

  5. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 7:52am UTC
    I cant help but feel like you still have feelings for her...

  6. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    Witty Survey:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement parkt an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  7. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    A relationship is like a house; when a lightbulb blows out, you do not go and buy a new house. You FIX the lightbulb.

  8. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 8:04am UTC
    My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldnt be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldnt be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

  9. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 8:01am UTC
    I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

  10. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 7:57am UTC
    I'd love to stay and chat but youre a total b.tch
    -Stewy

  11. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    Saying, "We can still be friends" is like saying, "The dog died, but we can still keep it"

  12. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    When people cut you down and talk about you behind your back, just remember they took time out of their pathetic life to think about you :P

  13. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    SHOOT FOR THE MOON,
    EVEN IF YOU MISS, YOU'LL LAND AMONG THE STARS.
    ...WHERE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO DRIFT AIMLESSLY FARTHER INTO THE VAST, EMPTY ABYSS OF SPACE UNTIL A LACK OF FOOD, WATER AND OXYGEN CAUSES YOU TO SUCCUMB TO DEATH'S COLD EMBRACE.
    SWEET DREAMS, KID.

  14. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 12:02pm UTC
    Imagine if Adele and Taylor swift dated and broke up....

  15. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    I like sleeping because its like death but no commitment.

  16. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
    Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
    She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."
    The first student raised her hand to volunteer.
    "Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first."
    Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."
    The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?"
    Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie."
    "Very good," the teacher told Kevin.
    Jeff was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..."
    Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.
    Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next.
    Johnny said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."

  17. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
    A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
    Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
    Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
    Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
    The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
    "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

  18. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    Little Johnny and God
    One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this," "F**k that."
    The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."
    "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest.
    "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest."
    Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.
    "Yes," says the priest.
    "Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"

  19. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:27pm UTC
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  20. kennie kennie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    Little Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
    Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
    "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
    Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
    "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s/ex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

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