Jobs Quotes

BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Me: Girl, what's that uniform for?
Sister: My amazing job.
Me: You're 9.
Sister: I know. My job is looking after all my teddies - I'm a doctor.
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Me: Dad, you really need to go to work.
Dad: Do I have to? ________________________________________________________________________________
A PERFECT REASON THAT ADULTS & KIDS
SHOULD SWAP PLACES.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Job appilcations are stupid.
Application: Why do you want to work for us?
Me: Well I've always had a passion for frozen yogurt...
Me: IM BROKE

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Sparkles_Bread
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 12:33am UTC

Confession #3
I have no idea what I want to do when I'm older

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:43pm UTC

i have this huge problem where
i want to go out and but all the clothes i want but i have absolutely no money to buy it with

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Yonna13
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 11:54am UTC

I check out cute boys, I'm ALWAYS tired, I get on my parents nerves, I hang with my friends alot, I'm alway on my phone/computer/or iPod, I hate school, I don't understand math, i eat WAYYYY too much, I stay up all night, Music gets me through stuff, and I love social media.
But can you blame me?
Im a TEEN. Thats my job. ♥

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:00pm UTC

"Who are you, and how did you
get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith and... I'm a locksmith..."

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everythingcrazy
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 1:46am UTC

10 years ago we had STEVE JOBS,
BOB HOPE, and
JONNY CASH.
now we have no JOBS, no HOPE, and no CASH.

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pikachu-farts*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 5:42pm UTC

"Anyway, I really need this job,
which means I can't do things like yell or pin my stupid name tag upside down or wear jeans that have rips in them or sacrifice puppies in the toy aisle."
- Will Grayson (the depressive one)
Oh gosh this book is hilarious.
>.<

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AwesomeFlick
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Mum: Can you do you jobs before we get back from the park please?
Me: Sure, yeah.
*Mum and sisters leave. Left Home alone.*
Me: Okay! What shall I do first?
Me: *Goes and runs around with a toy gun.*
Me: *Watches YouTube*
Me: *Goes on witty and looks at 20 pages of Witty Quotes*
Me: *Eats a load of whipped cream*
Me *Noms on some chocolate biscuits*
Me: *Watches T.V*
Me: *Hears the door* Oh Crap!
Me: *Starts jobs*
Mum: You're doing your jobs, still? You must be really slow.
Me: Yes... slow...

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Half the things we learn in school will never help us in real life.
*At interview in 5 years*
Interviewer: You are perfect for this job!
You: Thanks!
Interviewer: But wait! There's one more question!
You: Yes?
Interviewer: Do you know how to calculate dewpoint?
You: ....

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helloanshii
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 2:37pm UTC

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.

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