Jobs Quotes

TheCovertComic
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May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC

As if the economy itself isn't a gig.

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TheCovertComic
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February 12, 2017 11:17am UTC

The more advanced the robot, the less likely that it will want your job.

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
June 23, 2016 10:41pm UTC

"Wondering
why a person who puts always own benefits first in a job before the company’s interest, often spends the tenure longest and enjoy the time fullest as an employee in an organisation."
~Anuj Somany

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Ralph*
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November 5, 2015 6:03pm UTC

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Anujsomany
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September 7, 2015 12:43am UTC

"A piece of unsolicited humble advice to one who tries to brag the long tenure size with a single organization as his or her loyalty-
Request please don’t misguide own conscience and observe the point of view of others who can see it only through their eyes."
~Anuj Somany

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Crazy girl*
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June 30, 2014 11:52am UTC

Job applications are stupid. "Why do you want to work for us?"
Me: "Oh, I've always had a passion for frozen yogurt MOTHERF*CKER I'M BROKE."

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justkiddiing
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April 3, 2014 6:03am UTC

Kids are the future they'd tell us that
find your passion, do what you love, concur the heavens
we would grow up and invent time machines and discover aliens
we would make worldpeace
everything was in our reach
we where demigods and they never fail
we where dropped in one of the worst crisisses
there's no money, we'll cut education
there's no future, who's there to blame?
youth, the studies told us
they're addited to facebook and texting, jobless and lazy
we have numbers to prove us.
we may be the generation of social media but we don't like constant updates on how badly we screwed up
If we had those studies in their time I bet the results wouldn't be:"young people are cool and hippies love to work"
maybe you screwed up
we where promissed the world, but we never asked for it in this shape
There are too many people and not enough jobs
nobody wants to hire a young person because they're all lazy
look at the numers they say
look at them

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Steve*
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November 6, 2013 4:03pm UTC

plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
plain white t’s: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city

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Steve*
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November 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I’m very sociable

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Chris*
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October 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC

I was applying for jobs and the questions like "I never get angry" or "I wait and think about what I'm going to say before I say it" really throw me off because let's face it, I'm a huge b.tch.

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you_have_my_heart14
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September 25, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you, and you can change it, you can influence it, you can build your own things that other people can use.
- Ashton Kutcher "Jobs"

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you_have_my_heart14
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September 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently…they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
-Asthon Kutcher "Jobs"

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capsized*
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September 11, 2013 7:45pm UTC

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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dolph*
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August 13, 2013 6:42pm UTC

friend: i wish i could get payed to sit on eggs
me: i wish i could get payed to sit on c'ock
friend: i think that's prost'itution

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Sweden*
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July 31, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Things don't have to change the world to be important.
-Steve Jobs

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KasLynn
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:39pm UTC

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
Don't touch the fries in hot fat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
I hate my job.

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*Freedom*
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July 22, 2013 11:06am UTC

Plot Twist: Wittians seeing daylight.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 11:19am UTC

For some unknown reason
I thought the Steve directing this site was Steve Jobs.
So when Steve Jobs died, I was like,
''The f*ck is goin' on right now.''

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happygirl22
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Lady: "You are a very responsible yound lady, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Me: "Well I want to be an ocologist, or maybe a medical geneticist."
Lady: "Wow, I don't know what those are, but could I have your autograph?"
Me: "hahahahahahahahahhaahaha"

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DeathOfASon
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July 15, 2013 11:52am UTC

me: can I pay for college with my tears?

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