Irony Quotes

Lux
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

To adults,
Teens have seen very little but think they understand it all.
To teens,
Adults have seen it all and yet understand very little.
Lux

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KenzieKenz
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Wouldn't it be funny if someone made a movie about
Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 6:03pm UTC

One thing I hate is thinking of an amazing quote right as you log out

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loveishope123
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 1:27am UTC

Why would anyone want to shop somewhere named Acne.
Sure the clothes are cute.
But the name is just not.
As a teenagers arent we all trying to avoid acne.
Oh the irony.

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*Sacha*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I hate when people like their own quotes

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:03pm UTC

If you ever feel as though your name doesn't fit you, just know that my last name roughly translates to "of the city" or "city dweller" and I live in the suburbs.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 10:41pm UTC

I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.
the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Me: *watches Catfish while talking to people online*

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FlagTwirler
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 5:40pm UTC

WITTY:
You are always doing one of two
things:
1.)Reading things about how you
shouldnt try to impress people.
2.)Trying to impress total strangers
with your quotes.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 3:14pm UTC

The ironic thing is
is that
I didn't have a social life
before I started Witty either

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lastralia
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Here's a funny story...
So i was scrolling through the channels on my tv and i came across "the office". I clicked on it so i could see which one it was. It was the one called "Blood drive". OH THE IRONY, im on my period. FML

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:35pm UTC

It's kind of ironic that I describe myself using the word; "Inarticulate".

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by
the time you're 20
Me: What

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anonymoususer11
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Calling someone a hypocrite when your a hypocrite yourself... bit ironic.

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whenlovehitsyou
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC

The irony of choking on a life saver**

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 12:15pm UTC

3 things I hate
1.) times new roman font
2.) irony
3.) lists

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 10:03pm UTC

I don’t want someone constantly saying I’m beautiful or hot or sexy. I want someone who will fight with me. I want someone who will make fun of me, do things for himself, and hang out with his friends and not always do everything I say. I don’t want the perfect guy. I want the guy who is nowhere near perfect, and knows that I’m not either, but loves me anyway. <3

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MagicMusicMemories
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Oh, isn't it ironic?
{a little too ironic...}

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prettypinkbeachlife
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 1:17am UTC

This may sound very dumb on my part, but did anyone else notice in Finding Nemo that the volcanoe thing in the fish tank is named Mount Wannahoggaloogie; Wanna Hock A Loogie.. and it's in a dentist office...

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Isn't it ironic
HOW THE PLACE YOU HAVE SPENT
all your life dreaming of escaping to
could be the place someone else has spent
all their life dreaming of escaping from?
Please don't remove this!

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