Irony Quotes

TheCovertComic
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September 5, 2020 4:28am UTC

How did he who rides a tiger get on it in the first place???

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TheCovertComic
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February 7, 2020 3:23pm UTC

Irony has been replaced by titaniumy.

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TheCovertComic
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July 29, 2017 1:30am UTC

Please enter your comments in the space provided below (if you catch my drift).

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seafoam*
posted a quote
February 23, 2017 8:39pm UTC

It's humbling, to become the very thing you once
mocKeD.

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TheCovertComic
posted a quote
June 25, 2016 3:10am UTC

Looks like that saying 'What goes around comes around' is coming around again.

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bujuui
posted a quote
June 10, 2016 9:48pm UTC

i feel that walking has become another chore,
i don't think i can go on walking anymore
forgive me for those words
i know they're but a cliche to you,
but life it tiring, my feet are feeling sore

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 20, 2016 12:15pm UTC

It's very strange that the people you love are often the people you're most
cRueL To.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 13, 2015 2:06pm UTC

Funny how
Every time
you Push
me Away
you Turn
around and
Beg me
to Stay
One of
these you'll
Push me
Away and
Turn around
it'll be
Too Late
-ISSUES
"The Worst of Them"

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gravity_enemy
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October 17, 2014 2:51pm UTC

Since the invention of nuclear weapons there has been a long period of global peace and stability––but are nuclear weapons global peacemakers or just killing devices? The world’s first nuclear weapon explosion occurred on July 16, 1945. Just three weeks later on August 6, 1945 an atomic bomb was dropped on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. If these weapons were such doves, then why would they be made to kill? These weapons may be peacemakers, but in the wrong way. Nuclear weapons are making peace in the voice of fear, which in hindsight is not really peace at all. Any person who owns a dictionary would be able to read that the definition of ‘peace’ is freedom from disturbance; quiet and tranquility. It is hardly believable that the atomic bomb could be described as quiet and tranquil, or that it could not be described as a disturbance. The atomic bomb is a peacemaker––Oh, the irony.

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XXnazXX31*
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September 28, 2014 6:42pm UTC

"Never forget a person with a famous quote." - Some guy

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XXnazXX31*
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August 24, 2014 6:33pm UTC

Apparently if a bird poops on you it means good luck.
But it stained my best shirt!

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deadprincess31
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July 9, 2014 11:35pm UTC

PLAYGROUND RULES: No one likes a tattletale Remarkably similar yes?PRISON-YARD RULES: Snitches get stitches

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 4:17am UTC

A poem:
98 degrees outside.
I'm drowning in my own
sweat
I wants poptarts
-unknown possibly Karkat Vantas

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Dave Strider *
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:34am UTC

Dont hate the playa
hate the game, son

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
June 6, 2014 10:01pm UTC

Don't you love how they spend all of middle school
telling you to not do drugs
and then they spend all of high school
giving you surveys asking how often you do drugs

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 9:36pm UTC

Yuki: what
kind of
Low life
goes around
stealing leeks?!
"Fruits Basket"
Format by Breeze

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February 20, 2014 11:04am UTC

Perfect
A word used to describe the most broken of people with the worst of lives

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Fat Amy*
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January 22, 2014 10:45pm UTC

i just freakin love irony.

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† *
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 8:50pm UTC

Types of Situational Irony:
- A police officer gets arrested
- A fire station burns down
- A tow truck gets towed
- Donald Trump getting fired
- You get hit by an abulance
- A Mdconald's employee eating at Burger King

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 8:45am UTC

Irony(n.)—
drawing trees on paper.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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