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  1. wannabebeautiful wannabebeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 11:16am UTC
    when no guys like me: "OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BE FOREVER ALONE PLEASE I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH ME"
    when a guy is interested in me: "OH MY GOD I CANT DO IT I NEED THE SINGLE LIFE THIS ISNT HAPPENING IM TOO SOCIALLY AWKWARD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME"

  2. demonnerd02 demonnerd02
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    The great irony of science.
    Its called the persut of knowledge,
    but the more we learn the less we know.

  3. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Friend: You're too easily offended
    Me: I can't believe you just said that...
    nmq

  4. UnfinishedCadenza UnfinishedCadenza
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    I was told the other day:
    "You're just full of surprises.
    Who would have thought the
    sweet, innocent Rebecca
    obsesses over metal
    and military history?"
    story of my life

  5. CherryPop CherryPop
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    My kids would
    Never be made to feel unloved, unbeautiful or pressurized into being someone they aren't.
    There will be no scales, diet pills, unrealistic images of size 0 models, tape measures or talk of weight in our home.
    They will know that I will always be there to listen and help, and that they don't have to resort to a blade.
    You know what the funny thing is?
    Because of my eating disorder, I doubt I'll be able to have children.

  6. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Quotes create ideals.
    Ironic, is this not?

  7. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Irony is a strange thing.
    Like being good at drama lessons and being seriously socially awkward.

  8. FreddyJ FreddyJ
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    it's meeting the man of my dreams......
    .....and then meeting his beautiful wife.
    and isn't it ironic?

  9. MeBeingNothingButMe MeBeingNothingButMe
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    You mispell misspell
    That Awkward Moment When
    You realize how ironic that was

  10. therainfalls therainfalls
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic that I feel the least alone when I'm by myself and feel the most alone when I'm in a room full of people?

  11. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    directing, administering, and guiding employees in my business/company
    LIKE A BOSS

  12. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.
    Now it gets really weird.
    Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    Now hang on to your seat.
    Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
    Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    And here's the "kicker":
    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
    AND...................:
    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
    nmq

  13. livilucy21* livilucy21*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    and the funniest part of it all is
    after convincing me that he loved me,
    he won't believe that i love him right back

  14. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic how here on witty
    there is a category about sports and
    no category about food?

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Things that I hate
    -Boring formats
    -Irony
    -Lists

  16. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 1:27am UTC
    We're Like Romeo && Juliet,
    We Want To Be Together,
    But We Can't,
    && In Our Story,
    If We Aren't, She'll Kill Herself,
    If We Are, He'll Kill Himself.
    Its Quite Said Indeed.

  17. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    We're Like Romeo && Juliet,
    We Want To Be Together,
    But We Can't,
    && In Our Story,
    If We Aren't, She'll Kill Herself,
    If We Are, He'll Kill Himself.
    Its Quite Said Indeed.

  18. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    One of the few songs that really made me bawl, is possibly my favorite song ever.

  19. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    It was Hi.tler's 124th birthday on Saturday.
    I notice Google didn't do a doodle.

  20. Gigi_Tirado Gigi_Tirado
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic? We all expect things in life: friends, happiness, sucess, love. Yet there's only one thing we know for sure: we'll all die

:)

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