Irony Quotes

ordinarykid
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January 14, 2014 8:23pm UTC

Irony [noun]:
When someome writes your a loser.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 8:21pm UTC

sometimes i close my
eyes when i write because
i can't bear to read the
words i need to write,
but don't want to.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 8:17pm UTC

present
tense makes me
uncomfortable
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wanderer*
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December 30, 2013 1:33am UTC

My little sister and I were in a hot-tub today. We were sitting in there quietly when she said, "Cat, there's water in your bellybutton!"
and threw a cup of water at me... Oh, the irony.

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VioletCherries
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 2:26pm UTC

It's ironic how
the people we think of as the world's
greatest writers were once
shunned by their society.
It gives me hope that one day
I'll be known for something.

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_geronimo_*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 4:33am UTC

I hate Comic Sans.
Oh, the irony.

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Mhoro
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 1:08am UTC

I don't understand how someone can tell me that eating meat is murder one day and then say abortion is perfectly fine.

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Oohshekilledem
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:32pm UTC

I'm trying to come in first if it's the last thing

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7year-hole*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 1:43am UTC

Marilyn Monroe and Albert Einstein
Once, at a prestigious social gathering, Marilyn Monroe spotted Albert Einstein from across the room and remarked in her sensual voice to a nearby attendent, "imagine if me and Einstein had a baby, it could be perfect. Beautiful like me, and smart like him". Only a few minutes later did someone approach Einstein to tell him what Ms. Monroe had just said, and he replied with; "but what if it turns out opposite? Ugly like me, and dumb like her".

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 6:04pm UTC

*Writing on the school's bathroom wall*
Things I Hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Irony

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:40am UTC

I used to make fun of plankton
for being in a relationship
with his computer
but now look at me

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Breeze
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Isn't it ironic?
We ignore the ones who adore us,
adore the ones who ignore us,
love the ones who hurt us
and hurt the ones who love us
Format by Breeze

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sophieeee
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 6:54am UTC

irony(n.)―
drawing trees on
paper.

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Amenah
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 11:50am UTC

High school is not about finding your husband.
It's about finding your bridesmaids.
NMQ.
because tagging 'nmq' is kind of cheating, imo.

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 9:07am UTC

It's funny
I post quotes
About LOVE
All the time
When I haven't even
F O U N D
Love
Yet
♥ ♥ ♥

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PrincessElla
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 10:31am UTC

I hate all these scientific people,I think to myself as I sit in Advanced Science

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ViolinBoy
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

I hate people with bad grammar
Whats You're Opinion,?

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redstarburst
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:57pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.

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FallenAngel*
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September 12, 2013 12:58pm UTC

So I went into the bathrooms at school today, and this is what I saw written on the door of the stall:
Things I hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Irony
3. Lists

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FreakingPip*
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August 25, 2013 7:01pm UTC

that ironic moment when it rains on your wedding day.

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