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1. lastralia
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   July 25, 2013 5:27pm UTC
   Here's a funny story...
   So i was scrolling through the channels on my tv and i came across "the office". I clicked on it so i could see which one it was. It was the one called "Blood drive". OH THE IRONY, im on my period. FML
   
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2. lastralia
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   July 24, 2013 11:37pm UTC
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3. lastralia
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   July 24, 2013 11:27pm UTC
   100 TRUTHS QUIZ
   1. Last beverage = Tea
   2. Last phone call = My mom
   3. Last text message = 'Look what i found at delias'
   4. Last song you listened to = American Idiot- Green Day
   5. Last time you cried = Last week
   HAVE YOU EVER:
   6. Dated someone twice = YEP WORST MISTAKE
   7. Been cheated on = No
   8. Kissed someone & regretted it= No
   9. Lost someone special = Yeah
   10. Been depressed = Oh ya
   11. Been drunk and threw up = NOOOO
   FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
   12. Off-white
   13. Purple
   14. Lavender
   THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
   15. Made a new BEST friend = Yeah
   16. Fallen in love = Yep and lost it
   18. Met someone who changed you = Hmmm yea
   19. Found out who your true friends were = OH YEAH!!!
   20. Found out someone was talking about you = Every year
   21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list = NO
   22. How many people on your friends list do you know (IN REAL LIFE) = On Instagram? Like 50-70
   23. How many kids do you want to have = 2
   24. Do you have any pets = Mmmhmmm
   25. Do you want to change your name? = YEAH
   26. What did you do for your last birthday = I felt sick.
   27. What time did you wake up today = 11:30
   28. What were you doing at midnight last night? = Texting
   29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = School to start again for some reason
   30. Last time you saw your Mother = Five minutes ago
   31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?= That my town would step it up in the cute boy department...
   32. What are you listening to right now = The T.V.
   33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Yes
   34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = MY BROTHER
   35. Most visited webpage = Instagram
   36. What’s your name = Lauren
   37. Nicknames = I have none
   38. Relationship Status = ALL ALOOOOOONE
   39. Zodiac sign = Cancer.
   40. Male / Female? = Female
   41. Primary School = AES
   42. Middle School = AMS
   43.Colleges = No college not there
   44. Hair color = Light brown w/ Blonde highlights
   45. Long or short = SHORT UNFORTUNETLY
   46.Perfume (current) = Lilu from pacsun
   47. Do you have a crush on someone? = Yes
   48: What do you like about yourself? = My eyes
   49. Piercings = First ear hole peirced
   50. Tattoos = None
   51. Righty or lefty = Rightyy
   FIRSTS :
   52. First surgery = Does stitches count?
   53. First piercing = Yep
   54. First best friend = Jordan <3
   55. First sport you joined = Soccer or tee ball or Gymnastics- not sure.....
   56. First vacation = NH
   59. Eating = Nothing
   60. Drinking = Tea
   61. I’m about to = Finish this survey
   62. Listening to = the TV
   63. Waiting for = A bf
   64. Want kids? = Yeah
   65. Want to get married? = Yes.
   66. Career? = Maybe vet...
   WHICH IS BETTER:
   67. Lips or eyes= eyes
   68. Hugs or kisses= Hugs
   69. Shorter or taller= taller
   70. Older or Younger= Older but not by too much like 1-2 years
   71. Romantic or spontaneous = Both
   72. Smart or good face = both
   73. Sensitive or loud = WTF is loud?
   74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship.
   75. Trouble maker or hesitant = hesitant...
   HAVE YOU EVER:
   76. Kissed a stranger = NOO
   77. Drank hard liquor = Nope
   78. Lost glasses/contacts = No
   79. 'It' on first date = EH NOO
   80. Broken someone’s heart = Yeah..
   81. Had your own heart broken = Yeah twice by the same person
   82. Been arrested = No
   83. Turned someone down = Yeah
   84. Cried when someone died = UH YES
   85. Fallen for a friend? = yep
   DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
   86. Yourself = Yes.
   87. Miracles = Yes.
   88. Love at first sight =Maybe
   89. Heaven = Yes.
   90. Santa Claus= HELLZ YA
   91. Kiss on the first date = Yeah
   92. Angels = Yeah
   ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
   94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time = No
   95. Did you sing today? = MMHMMM
   96. Ever cheated on somebody? = No
   97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= Pre-school.
   98. If you could pick a day this year and relive it, what would it be? = June 24, 2013
   99. do you have one certain regret that you wish you could change more than anything? = no
   100. did you like this survey? NO TOO LONG
   
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4. lastralia
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   July 23, 2013 11:19pm UTC
   20 Question and Answer
   1. Birthday? July 10th
   2. Best friends? Hayley, Hailey, Brian & Molly
   3. Fav movie? Even though it hasnt come out- This is us
   4. Relationship status? Single
   5. Known the longest? Hayley
   6. Fav song? BEST SONG EVER
   7. Last ex? Brian
   8. 3 loves? Music, Art, Sunshine
   9. Current mood? Not too, too happy
   10. Crush? Zayn Malik, Finnegan Harries
   11. Girl I trust? Hayley
   12. Guy I trust? Brian
   13. Weird fact? I love bitter coffee but I also love sweet tea
   14. Somone I hate? (Im gonna change her name) Melody
   15. Last time I laughed so hard it was silent? During a final
   16. Middle name? Catherine
   17. Last person I texted? Brian
   18. Someone that made me laugh? Hayley
   19. Fears? Spiders, ants, earwigs
   20. Addiction? Music
   
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5. lastralia
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   April 11, 2013 6:22pm UTC
   I dont know why
   you broke up with me.
   The lies I've heard this week
   has made me crazy.
   You say it was you,
   but then i hear it was
   me,
   or it was her.
   So what is it?
   Because i can not move on
   if I do not know
   why.
   Tell me witout getting mad.
   i try to talk but it always ends up
   with me crying or wishing
   i didnt say yes 7 1/2
   months ago.
   I gave up so many things for you
   yet you treat me this way,
   in the time i dont need to hear it.
   sorry this is so long
   but these are the thoughts
   that run my mind
   making me wish,
   you wouldnt exist.
   -LCF
   
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6. lastralia
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   April 11, 2013 6:13pm UTC
   You say you want to be friends,
   Yet you give up so easily.
   You say you care,
   But do you really?
   You say its hurtful when I say you dont care,
   But i dont know that you do,
   If you did you would've stayed.
   you gave up so many months and memories.
   you say it is you but its not,
   Its her.
   a single question then I'll go away,
   When you realize that i was the only one
   that will ever put up with your lies,
   your stupid questions
   and countless times you failed
   to make me smile,
   to make me laugh,
   Do you really think after THIS i will take you back?
   
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7. lastralia
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   March 6, 2013 10:08pm UTC
   If you really want to know what im doing,
   Im sitting in my room talking to you. <3
   
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8. lastralia
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   March 6, 2013 10:00pm UTC
   You're holding it in,
   You're pouring a drink,
   Nothing is as bad as it seems,
   WE'LL COME CLEAN!
   -Just give me a reason -P!nk
   
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9. lastralia
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   January 25, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   "That awkward when the only thing you know on a test is your name and the date"
   ...
   "That awkward moment when you don't even know the date."
   "That awkward moment when you also spell your name wrong"
   
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10. lastralia
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    January 25, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:
    
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11. lastralia
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    November 16, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Name: Lauren
    Age: 13
    Birthdate: July 12th
    What Was Your:
    1. last beverage= water
    2.last phone call = My Bf
    3. last song listened to = Grenade punk goes pop version
    4. last time you cried = Tuesday
    5. last person you texted= My Bf
    Have You Ever:
    6. dated someone twice = Nope
    7. been cheated on = No
    8. kissed someone & regretted it = no
    9. lost someone special = Yes.
    10. been depressed = Yup
    11. been drunk and threw up = no
    List Three Favorite Colors:
    12. Purple
    13. Yellow
    14. black
    Within the last year, Have You:
    15. Made a new friend = Yes.
    16. Fallen in love = Yeah
    17. Laughed until you cried = Yes
    18. Met someone who changed you = yes
    19. Found out who your true friends were = Yup
    20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yupp.
    21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list = no
    General:
    22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = i dont have a FB
    23. Fav. food?= Sushi
    24. Do you have any pets= yup 5
    25. Do you want to change your name = Yes! well the spelling
    26. What did you do for your last birthday= We did Lazer Tag
    27. What time did you wake up today = 7:08
    28.What were you doing at midnight last night = Watching Youtube
    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = SUMMER
    30. Last time you saw your Mother= This morning
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I could date
    32. What are you listening to right now = nothing
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yep
    34. What's getting on your nerves right now= My family
    35. Most visited webpage = YOUTUBE
    36. Nicknames = shorty, chickie, b***h
    37. relationship Status = Taken
    38. eye color= Blue/ grey
    39. Zodiac sign = Cancer
    40. Male or Female = female
    41. Elementary = happy im gone
    42. Highschool = not there yet
    43. College = probably
    44. Hair color = brown with blonde highlights and dark brown low lights
    45. long or short -= Medium
    46. Height = 5'2 1/2
    47. Do you have a crush on someone? = yes completely
    48. What do you like about yourself? = idk...
    49. piercings= ears
    50. Tattoos = nope
    51. Righty or lefty= Righty
    Firsts:
    52. First surgery = does getting stitches count
    53. First piercing = my ears
    54. First best friend = jordan
    55. First sport you joined = soccer
    56. First vacation = New Hampshire
    57. First house= I cant remember
    58. First pair of trainers: ?????
    Right Now:
    59. Eating = no
    60. Drinking = water
    61. I'm about to= clean my kitchen
    62. Listening to = the TV
    63. Waiting for = SUNDAY
    Your
    Future:
    64. Want kids? = Yeah
    65. Get married? Yeah
    66. Career? = I Dont know yet
    which Is Better:
    67. Lips or eyes = Eyes.
    68. Hugs or kisses = hugs
    69. Shorter or taller = Taller
    70. Older or Younger = either
    71. Romantic or spontaneous = both
    72.stomach or nice arms = stomach
    73.Sensitive or loud = sensitive
    74. Hook-up or relationship =Relationship
    75. Trouble maker or hesitant = hesitant
    Have You Ever :
    76.Kissed a stranger = Nope
    77. Drank hard liquor = no
    78. Lost glasses/contacts = nope
    80. Broke someone's heart = idk
    81. Had your own heart broken = Yeah.
    82. Been arrested = Nope
    83. Turned someone down = Yup.
    84. Cried when someone died= yes
    85. Fallen for a friend = Yes
    Do You Believe In:
    86. Yourself = no
    87. Miracles = yes
    88. Love at first sight = Kinda
    89. Heaven= Yes
    90. Santa Claus = nope
    91. Kiss on the first date = Maybe
    92. Angels = Yes
    Do you
    Wish:
    93. You could switch schools? sometimes
    94. You could change positions
    with someone for a day? Yes
    95. You were in love right now? already am
    96.That you were in a different Country? Sure
    97.Which is better Blonds or Brunnetts: Brunnetts
    98.If you could go back in time, how far would you go? Back to the 3rd grade
    99. Afraid to fall in love? Kinda
    100: Are you going to publish the 100 Truths? Sure
    
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12. lastralia
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    November 16, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [] I've went to bed crying
    
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13. lastralia
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    November 16, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. Hayley
    2. Matt
    3. Emmett
    4. Brian
    5. Eunice
    6. Molly
    7. Andrew
    8. Isabel
    9. Hailey
    10. Nolan
    11. Sean
    12. Chris
    13. Emma
    How did you meet number 10? Through my friend Emmett
    Have you ever seen #4 cry? yes
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple? lol haha no...
    Are you good friends with 13? Not really
    Something about 1? that is my BESTEST friend i could ever have
    How did you meet number 12? School
    Whats 7's fav color? I dunno
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you? no...
    Whats the worst thing about 5? When we are around myy other friend she doesnt pay any attention to me.
    Fact about 9? She likes my friend
    Would you ever live with 8? no not exactly
    Is 2 single? yes
    Where does 7 live? in my town :)
    What do you think about 2? Hes really nice and funny
    Whos 11 going out with? Brooke
    What do you think about 3 and 4? LOVE them!!!
    
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14. lastralia
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    November 16, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    
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    November 8, 2012 4:32pm UTC
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    November 8, 2012 4:00pm UTC
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18. lastralia
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    November 7, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Me: "OMG i just like fell down the stairs that hurt so bad!"
    Guy friend: "Cool"
    Me:
    Guy:
    Me: NO!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO! U DONT REPLY WITH A ONE WORD ANSWER!!!!! *throughs phone against the wall*
    NEXT DAY
    Guy friend: " so where did you go yesterday?"
    Me: "Oh haha funny story..."
    
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19. lastralia
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    November 6, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    The walk of shame when you miss the trash can trying to throw a peice of paper...
    
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