Best Hot Quotes This Week

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:18pm UTC

you’re gonna regret not dating me
after I get hot

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HometownHero
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I wanna play twister with someone really hot
"oops i fell & touched your whole body"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Do you ever just realize that one of your friends, male or female, is really
hot? Not in a, "Damn. I'd tap that." kind of way but in a "I made friends with someone who's really attractive. Nice."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I wonder what it's like to be so hot
that everyone gets nervous talking to you

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:01pm UTC

I can't find people attractive without knowing them first. If someone says, "Do you think so-and-so is hot?" I will usually reply, 'I don't know." but once I've had a few conversations with them and I know that they're really funny and they like dogs more than cats and they're an only child or whatever, I'll be able to answer yes or no. I think that's why I've had feelings for people who everyone else deems 'ugly', because I've talked to them and hugged them and listened to them, so I know that they're not ugly, not at all, not where it matters.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:58am UTC

I need a hot boy who thinks they're really ugly, so they think I'm out of their
league, but actually they are way out of my league.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 12:29pm UTC

Members of Maroon 5:
- Adam Levine
-???? ??????
-???? ??????
-???? ??????
-???? ??????

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I'm not cool, I'm not hot
I'm... lukewarm.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC

My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:31am UTC

That moment when a boy says ;
"So i dont get a hug ? "

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 9:20am UTC

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 2:22pm UTC

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC

hot person: appearances don't matter

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 7:01am UTC

Mr. Bean: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold
His friend: Does it work?
Mr. Bean: I dont know..... I can never finish drinking hot bath

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 4:46pm UTC

If One Direction were in the Hunger Games:
*Le Cannon*
Zayn: Dang, Niall! I told you not to eat those berries!
Liam: Zayn! I see Harry and Louis! Let's kill them!!
Harry: In case we die, I just want you to know I love your fat a//!!
Louis: I LOVE YOU TOO HAROLD! *hugs him tightly and cries*
Zayn: Liam! Stop the twitcam and run!!
Liam: Bye guys! Let's get #LiamRun trending world wide!!
Zayn: Is that a table!?
Liam: Stahp it Zayn! We have to win this!!
Zayn: I. HAVE. TO. BREAK. THE. TABLE!!!!
partially mine. follow for a follow! :)

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC

what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot can I call them toasty

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Who else just absolutely can not
sleep with socks on ?

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:17pm UTC

attractive boy: *breathes*
me: *strips*

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