Best Honestly Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 3:45pm UTC

my style
can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Anxiety isn't a fashion statement. It's a miserable disorder with actual, real
uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love. So, stop making it "trendy".

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.
I wonder how roxy would feel about this.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC

exit the womb they said
life will be great they said

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC

I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad
about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:33pm UTC

i honestly
was not aware of
thigh gaps until witty i
never knew it was
any sort of
issue for people
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Welcome to America, where women are welcome to engange in lesbian
p.ornography for men's sexual pleasure. But God forbid they want to get married.

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savannah*
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 6:02pm UTC

It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day
ever" to "I want to violently stab every human being on planet Earth"

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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 6:31am UTC

Me: *walks out of my room after a few hours*
My dad: Oh, look who decided to show up
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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PrincessTiana
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 5:43pm UTC

I don't understand how 12 year olds nowadays look they're 18.
like, is their some kind of fast maturing drug going around or..

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:45am UTC

me and my friend saw a picture of rose petals scattered on a white tile floor and at first i thought they were blood stains and if that's not a huge judgement on my character then idk what is

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mattnunz
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 1:50pm UTC

There's a huge difference
between seeking attention and a cry for help.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Love me or don't stay here any longer, just do me a favor,
make up your mind because I'm sick and tired of this.

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 7:11pm UTC

I should cry,
I should scream and get down on my knees.
I should say that I need you here.
Format by Breeze

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I HONESTLY FEEL LIKE
WALT DISNEY WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF HE SAW DISNEY CHANNEL NOW

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 12:06am UTC

Honestly
I'm just a confused girl
Trying to find a place in this world

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:49pm UTC

it's not a friendship unless people think you're lovers

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Gryffindor123
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Me *Sees security camera*
Me: *Waves*
Me: *Mouths Hi*
Me: *Fixes hair*
Me: *Sticks up middle finger*
Me: *Steals chocolate*
Me: *Murders unicorn*
Me: *Throws a party*
Me: * Meets Abraham Lincoln*
Me: * Dies*
Security Camera : *Watches a worker stock the sweets*

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Dear models in face wash commercials,
I honestly don't know anyone who can splash water on their face while smiling and with their eyes open.

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