Best Halp Quotes Today

dolph*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 5:29pm UTC

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner.
now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 10:35pm UTC

OH MY LORD GUISE
...
GUISE.
I have my first job interview on Wednesday. At McDonald's.
Gee, hope I'm qaulified.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
August 18, 2015 2:11pm UTC

~And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober~

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:02pm UTC

*stresses out because i cant decide what to listen to*
someone decide for me i will legit listen to every band/song/whatever that you guys mention i promise

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:31am UTC

my mom's ringtone is whistle by flo rida
halp pls

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 6:15pm UTC

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LOVE IS PRICELESS

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sparkels1998
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Yes I'm human.
That's why I can't
Remember my password.
Or my email.
God.

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factsandstuff
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 3:53pm UTC

When someone you hate likes something of yours:
Excuse me, but did I give you permisson to like that?

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I finished my ela project but i havnt even started my AP world history project and school starts tomorrow and im siTTING ON WITTY THANKS ALOT INTERNET IM GONNA FAIL THE ONLY CLASS I CARE ABOUT ANYMORE

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I JUST SAW A PERCY JACKSON COMMERCIAL ON TV AUGUST 7TH GUYS AND ITS IN 3D OMG YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM and then House of Hades is coming out october 8th and just IM CRYIGN OMG GUYS

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:46pm UTC

[esteban voice]
Thees ees a deesaster

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*AngelsAreBadass*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Havnt touched my own personal computer in months,
GOING ABSOLUTELY BARKING SPIDERS.
*Cough*
I meant insane.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:05pm UTC

I'm considered the geek-squad
for my entire family. I mean,
do you know how hard it is to
talk a 65 year old woman through
the steps of installing a new browser
over the phone, because her facebook
games don't support internet explorer? Very, very hard.
and oh god, she just bought a cell phone.

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:38pm UTC

I fave my own quotes cuz i have no life

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purdygirl
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Everyone's complaining about how the top quotes now
get like 100 faves and I'm sitting here like
"Yes, yes, two faves, my time has come."

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MaieMaie
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 9:08am UTC

It's been over 4 months since me and my ex boyfriend broke up.
But I'm in a relationship now with someone that makes me happier than ever. I couldn't love anyone more. I had been having dreams every now and again, but just small things that I couldn't really remember when I woke up. But then the other night, I had an entire night-long dream about him. And it made no sense. We were in New York City, and it was night time, and we were there with a group of people from school. I had gotten separated from him for a brief moment, and when I found him again, I sat in his lap and he was holding onto me. He kept kissing me and telling me he "loves me so much" and things like that. Things seemed perfect. We were in the greatest relationship ever, and he would pick me up and kiss me like my current boyfriend does. (Note: He never did anything like that in real life.) But everything felt so real, and I felt so happy, and he seemed so happy too, and things seemed better than they were when we were together. I'm just so confused... Any help, guise? :T

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AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 10:35pm UTC

Stop flirting with my internet crushes

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savannah*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 4:27pm UTC

music suggestions would be fabulous
I don't really care for bands like ptv sws bmth atl etc. at this point in my life
and i'm not exactly a huge fan of country
go

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
July 8, 2014 10:28pm UTC

HOW DO YOU POST A PHOTO I KNOW I SWORE I WOULDN"T BUT I HAVE AN AMAZING SCREENSHOT I NEED TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
HALP!!!

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doggo*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 1:03am UTC

how do i tumblr

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