AlanIsAwesome

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AlanIsAwesome

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Member Since: 5 Nov 2013 04:34pm

Last Seen: 29 Nov 2013 06:10pm

Gender: F

user id: 374372

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Why hello there you secci beast.

So, I'm new here. Beware, if you follow me, prepare to be stalked. c;

*cough*Buttraped*cough*

So my name is Aleena.. Call me alan..
Anti-Christ
Status: Taken. c;

AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 3:20pm UTC

I feel like a chewed piece of gum
Really used up
Spit on the ground
Come on, Step on me some
MORE
Until I can't take it anymore.

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 1:18am UTC

Saying you love me is like saying you can eat soup with a fork. It's a lie.

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:38pm UTC

I fave my own quotes cuz i have no life

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AlanIsAwesome
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November 6, 2013 9:31am UTC

EAT ACIDSEE GOD

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 3:28am UTC

So im in school right now. On my phone. :D thug life

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:56pm UTC

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AlanIsAwesome
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November 5, 2013 5:52pm UTC

I feel like a piece of gum.
Like, a gum that was chewed and spit on the ground.

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:46pm UTC

[esteban voice]
Thees ees a deesaster

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Realising who your true friends are
You have no friends
Be my friend. Like, pls.

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