Halp Quotes

*Yours Truly*
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August 18, 2015 2:11pm UTC

~And now that's it's over, I'll never be sober~

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
July 8, 2014 10:28pm UTC

HOW DO YOU POST A PHOTO I KNOW I SWORE I WOULDN"T BUT I HAVE AN AMAZING SCREENSHOT I NEED TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
HALP!!!

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savannah*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 4:27pm UTC

music suggestions would be fabulous
I don't really care for bands like ptv sws bmth atl etc. at this point in my life
and i'm not exactly a huge fan of country
go

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StayGoldPonyboy*
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 5:20am UTC

I'm freezing, it's 2 a.m. and I need hot chocolate. Why am I up ;-;

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 5:29pm UTC

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner.
now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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Scorpionpoisoned
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December 19, 2013 10:46pm UTC

So my crush just literally asked me out..
He's dating my best friend and he said that he feels like there is something wrong with their relationship and that she won't try to fix it etc. so he told me that when he's lost, sad, annoyed, happy, dfwjefoij he finds me there for him, helping him instead of her. He told me we should make some "us" time.. but I don't really know I can't date my best friend's ex and my other best friend's brother, also his sister( my best friend) told me that I was a b//tch and a s//ut yesterday because I was almost hugging him BUT I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT and his girlfriend won't show that she's mad at me because she's so nice but idk what to do I'm so confused and I have no one else but you guys.
I NEED YOUR HALP PLZ

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 10:35pm UTC

OH MY LORD GUISE
...
GUISE.
I have my first job interview on Wednesday. At McDonald's.
Gee, hope I'm qaulified.

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sparkels1998
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 10:58pm UTC

My Witty is being so weird. Like I couldn't see my 6 notifications, only 3. Like what? Halp?

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sparkels1998
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Yes I'm human.
That's why I can't
Remember my password.
Or my email.
God.

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thestorynofar*
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 9:33am UTC

Someone should really buy me
like 5 packs of cigarettes bc
bad day & in need.
kthx bb. ;*

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:38pm UTC

I fave my own quotes cuz i have no life

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:46pm UTC

[esteban voice]
Thees ees a deesaster

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AlanIsAwesome
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Realising who your true friends are
You have no friends
Be my friend. Like, pls.

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*AngelsAreBadass*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Havnt touched my own personal computer in months,
GOING ABSOLUTELY BARKING SPIDERS.
*Cough*
I meant insane.

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:59pm UTC

im sick right now & my throat is being weird & whenever i try to sing i like start gagging but ill NEVER STOP SINGING CUZ MUSIC IS FOREVER

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twizzlersixty
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Can anyone help me with how to make borders?

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doggo*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 1:03am UTC

how do i tumblr

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I finished my ela project but i havnt even started my AP world history project and school starts tomorrow and im siTTING ON WITTY THANKS ALOT INTERNET IM GONNA FAIL THE ONLY CLASS I CARE ABOUT ANYMORE

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:03am UTC

42 members of my beautiful, wonderful family
are now fangirling with the angels.
I hope its not true,
but I'm not too sue
:(

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:02pm UTC

*stresses out because i cant decide what to listen to*
someone decide for me i will legit listen to every band/song/whatever that you guys mention i promise

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