Girlprobs Quotes

olives
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April 24, 2014 9:40pm UTC

Shopping for dresses makes me feel all pretty and
girly, swimsuit shopping on the otherhand
practically leaves me in tears.

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KayleighJean
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April 16, 2014 4:01pm UTC

How do I even function while on my period?

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flyingbacon7
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April 1, 2014 8:22am UTC

When I'm on my period I don't even feel human
I feel like a bloody monster
Who attacks everyone who talks to me

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bigbootycutiee_13
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March 17, 2014 10:01pm UTC

text a girl something really stupid or really cute & it takes 43 seconds for at least 3 of her friends to get a screenshot

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PirateChic97
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March 7, 2014 11:41pm UTC

Just another day of curling my hair and putting on lip gloss all in hopes for catching the attention of a boy who'll never notice me.

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sparkleyunicorns7
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January 10, 2014 9:50am UTC

One time I did a double take because I mistook a mailbox for a hot guy

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josie*
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November 6, 2013 5:22pm UTC

How am i meant to control my life, i can't even control my hair

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Niichole
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 1:03am UTC

Hey boys,
why don't you try and
shove a f*CKING PIECE
OF COTTON UP YOUR
D*CK HOLE AND SEE
WHERE YOU END UP

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MyWittyProfile
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October 17, 2013 4:42pm UTC

you know you're friends with someone when they ask for a pad

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nameyou2468
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August 18, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Applying eyeliner
*left eye is perfect but the right has gone wrong*
*fills in right eye*
*makes both eyes too thick*
*tries to wipe it off and smudges eyeliner*
*fills in again*
guess i'll just bE A PANDA

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ForeverBFF
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July 29, 2013 11:20am UTC

I'm a girl.
I cry for really stupid reasons sometimes.

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jennyracinggirl
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July 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Why is so hard for me to use a freaking tampon , i hate it , i used one once and was okay with it and ever since i cant use them. And i feel weird about it because im 15 going on 16 and i feel like i should be using them already instead of stupid pads. Is this freaking normal , im not trying to be weird at all.

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Dumb_dead_girl
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June 21, 2013 1:42pm UTC

It's kinda f.cked up isn't it?
How all of a sudden, someone just wakes up and decides to never talk to you again. No reason. No explanation. No words said. They just leave you hanging like you never meant sh.t to them. and what hurts the most is how they made it look so easy.

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DeathOfASon
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June 17, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I'd like to cancel my subscription to menstrual cycle monthly.
I'm sorry, but it seems as if you have taken out a 56-year subscription. However we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you will take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

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