Best Girlprobs Quotes Ever

MyWittyProfile
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October 17, 2013 4:42pm UTC

you know you're friends with someone when they ask for a pad

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kirajanee16
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April 22, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans:
Step one: right leg
Step two: left leg
Step three: wiggle
Step four: jump

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steffykins
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June 4, 2013 5:19pm UTC

some days I'm all "okay gurl you can do this. just tell him already."
and other days I'm all "what's the point? "

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cherrycarey96
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April 9, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Me: MOMMM WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN A GIRL UGH. I feel like my lady parts are being punched every month. Boys have it easy, their manhood just drops.
Mom: Boys go bald, sweetie. Do you wanna be bald.
Me: It's better than get punched in the hoohah once a month gosh darn it

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Destiny*
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March 10, 2013 12:32pm UTC

Awkward advertisements for tampons.
Honestly, do you think I'm going to the Kotex website?

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flyingbacon7
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April 1, 2014 8:22am UTC

When I'm on my period I don't even feel human
I feel like a bloody monster
Who attacks everyone who talks to me

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Niichole
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 1:03am UTC

Hey boys,
why don't you try and
shove a f*CKING PIECE
OF COTTON UP YOUR
D*CK HOLE AND SEE
WHERE YOU END UP

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KayleighJean
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April 16, 2014 4:01pm UTC

How do I even function while on my period?

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justmyself
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 12:07pm UTC

I hate shaving my legs,
but I love having shaved legs.

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:45pm UTC

I'm a girl.
Don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
I will hurt you.

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:41pm UTC

those days where your own hair
hates you...
.....this is one of those days.

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steffykins
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 10:27am UTC

me: I'm gonna get up early and spend forever on my hair and makeup and actually look good for school
*next morning*
me: lol nope

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I'd like to cancel my subscription to menstrual cycle monthly.
I'm sorry, but it seems as if you have taken out a 56-year subscription. However we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you will take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

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Destiny*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:03pm UTC

am i the only one who hates buying tampons with a guy at the register?

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josie*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 5:22pm UTC

How am i meant to control my life, i can't even control my hair

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 2:49pm UTC

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FUNNY BUT THEN IT’S JUST AWKWARD AND YOU IMMEDIATELY REGRET SAYING IT AND YOU JUST CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE AND IT’S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT FOR LIKE TWELVE YEARS AFTER IT HAPPENED AND THE OTHER PERSON THAT YOU SAID IT TO PROBABLY DIDN’T EVEN THINK ANYTHING OF IT BUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF IT

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PirateChic97
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March 7, 2014 11:41pm UTC

Just another day of curling my hair and putting on lip gloss all in hopes for catching the attention of a boy who'll never notice me.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I wish legs shaved themselves...
#GIRLPROBS

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olives
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 9:40pm UTC

Shopping for dresses makes me feel all pretty and
girly, swimsuit shopping on the otherhand
practically leaves me in tears.

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Why is so hard for me to use a freaking tampon , i hate it , i used one once and was okay with it and ever since i cant use them. And i feel weird about it because im 15 going on 16 and i feel like i should be using them already instead of stupid pads. Is this freaking normal , im not trying to be weird at all.

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