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KIRA JANE.

Est. 1998 , 15 yrs young.

{+} sweet tea, The Fault In Our Stars, pitch perfect, sunshine, Carrie Underwood, Rufus (my dog), reading, tweeting

{-} self obsessed people, judgmental people, politics

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Have you ever wondered who decided what was beautiful?
Who decided straight teeth were beautiful instead of crooked teeth?
Who decided that thin girls were beautiful instead of curvy girls?
Who decided big b0obs were beautiful instead of small b0obs?
Who decided long hair was beautiful instead of short hair?
What gave them the right to decide what was
beautiful?

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I just wish I could look in a mirrior and be happy,
happy with what I see.
I wish that I wasn't so insecure and unhappy with myself.
I wish that I didn't spend so much time wishing I could be someone or something I'm not.'
& most of all I'm sick of wishing to be or do what I'm not or can't.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:23pm UTC

I may not be your deffinition of beautiful
but who said your deffinition is the right deffinition?

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC

How I would spend my time if I were a zombie:
27% Gnaw on someones face
18% Moan and drag myself around
65% Thriller dance...

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Me: Hey! You just elbowed my b00b!
Guy bestfriend: WTF? You just boobed my elbow!

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Dear teachers,
It's gum, not cocaine, calm your tlts...

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Don't judge a book by it's cover
My math textbook had a picture of someone
enjoying themselves on it.
I did not enjoy myself at all..

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Winter weather: Sit on the internet all day
Summer weather:Sit on the internet all day and open the window

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:05pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2% but if you get an F your grade goes down like the titanic.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Person 1: I can draw really well!
Person 2: I'm really athletic!
Person 3: I write really well!
Person 4: I'm hilarious!
Person 5: I can dance well!
Me: I can breathe..

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Normal person: *takes picture of a special moment that happened in life........*
Me:* takes screenshot of a special moment that happened online *

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:21pm UTC

I had a lot of fun
last Friday,
then I lost my Wi-Fi
signal.. -_-

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I want to thank sidewalks for keeping me off the street..

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:12pm UTC

That little dance your thumbs do when you don’t know how to reply to a text.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Me: **DROPS PHONE**
Headphones:... I got you bro.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:05pm UTC

I'm the type that doesn't accept compliments but believes every insult.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:59pm UTC

CLOSE
MY
F*CKING
DOOR
WHEN
YOU
LEAVE
MY
ROOM..

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:54pm UTC

I'm a unicorn, and screw
whoever doesn't believe
me..

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC

You + Me + Nutella - You = Happiness

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:49pm UTC

My younger brother just walked into
my room hysterically laughing...
Me: What's so funny?
Brother:I just farted so bad, so ugly,
so disastrous, that our dog gave me a
dirty look and left the room.

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