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ForeverBFF

1. ForeverBFF
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   food logic: if you have milk left in your cereal bowl, you can eat more cereal until it's gone
   
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2. ForeverBFF
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   July 30, 2013 1:53pm UTC
   "SAID I HAD A DIRTY MOUTH!"
   "I gotta dirty mouth."
   
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3. ForeverBFF
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   July 30, 2013 1:47pm UTC
   I hate when people use 'K' as a response.
   me: *tells life story*
   person: K
   
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4. ForeverBFF
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   July 30, 2013 1:24pm UTC
   the awkward moment when
   you're trying to say something
   and people kept speaking over you. -.-
   
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5. ForeverBFF
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   July 29, 2013 3:47pm UTC
   I'M NOT LAZY.
   I'M JUST CONSERVING ENERGY.
   
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6. ForeverBFF
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   July 29, 2013 3:42pm UTC
   no matter if you say "no offense",
   i t w i l l s t i l l o f f e n d m e .
   
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7. ForeverBFF
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   July 29, 2013 2:29pm UTC
   i will do anything
   humanly possible
   to reach the
   remote
   without getting up
   
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8. ForeverBFF
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   July 29, 2013 2:26pm UTC
   it's okay if you disagree with me.
   I C A N ' T F O R C E Y O U T O B E R I G H T .
   
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9. ForeverBFF
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   July 29, 2013 11:34am UTC
   me: WOO. Time to workout!
   food: stares at me
   me: NEVERMIND I LOVE FOOD
   
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10. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:20am UTC
    I'm a girl.
    I cry for really stupid reasons sometimes.
    
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11. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    "Slide over here,
    let your hands feel the way,
    there's no better method to communicate,
    Girl, stop your talking
    Words just get in the way
    I'll be your man."
    ~James Blunt
    
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12. ForeverBFF
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    July 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    one thing that I hate,
    one single thing that boils my blood
    and makes my eyes sizzle,
    one thing that I can't stand,
    one thing that I despise so much,
    one thing that I wish I wouldn't do,
    but it's hard not to.
    One thing that I hate...
    is that I love you.♥
    
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13. ForeverBFF
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    July 27, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    "I'll share in your suffering to make you well, make you well."
    
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14. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    hope
    is the only thing stronger than
    fear.
    
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15. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    "dear boys,
    being a d*ck,
    won't make yours bigger.
    just sayin'."
    
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16. ForeverBFF
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    July 26, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    It's so hard to believe that you like her because she's truly fake and I can't believe you can't see it.
    
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17. ForeverBFF
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    July 26, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    I actually sometimes wish you didn't exist so I wouldn't have to like you like this.
    
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18. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    "Respect your enimies.
    They are the only ones who think you're better than them."
    ~Nicki Minaj♥
    
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19. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    When somone tells me:
    "I like you're hair."
    I go to a mirror to look at my hair.
    
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20. ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    You're my only weakness.
    
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