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1. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2013 10:32pm UTC
   i just realized that this is the last school year
   where all students in high school
   will be from the 90's
   
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2. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 4:16pm UTC
   just spooning my boyfriend
   out of his container.
   it's ice cream.
   
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3. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:40pm UTC
   Applying eyeliner
   *left eye is perfect but the right has gone wrong*
   *fills in right eye*
   *makes both eyes too thick*
   *tries to wipe it off and smudges eyeliner*
   *fills in again*
   guess i'll just bE A PANDA
   
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4. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:30pm UTC
   Real eyes
   Realize
   I'm getting cheese fries
   
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5. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:19pm UTC
   maybe the sun doesn't want to be called “hot”
   maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”
   think before you speak.
   
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6. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:15pm UTC
   "aw little william is so cute how old is he"
   "432 months"
   
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7. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:12pm UTC
   i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step,
   etc
   
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8. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:05pm UTC
   she wants the (wifi passwor)d
   
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9. nameyou2468
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 10:03pm UTC
   girl are you on your period
   because you are ovary acting
   
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10. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    *pulls out bread at wedding*
    i'd like to make a toast
    
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11. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Life doesn't
    get easier,
    you just get
    s t r o n g e r .
    my format.
    
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12. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:55am UTC
    When I have kids
    I'm going to make them watch the 2012 movie
    & tell them;
    "Yep, I survived that!"
    nameyou2468 | nmf
    
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13. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:51am UTC
    Putting on
    a super cute outfit for school, but when you get there you immediately get self conscious.
    nmf | nameyou2468
    
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14. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Writing
    "etc" on a test
    because you don't remember
    any more examples
    nameyou2468 format
    
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15. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Friend:
    "H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?"
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Me:
    Obviously your education.
    nameyou2468 | nmf
    
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16. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    1800: Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
    2011: Ay, yo! Romeo, where you at?!
    
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17. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Weekends
    The 'popular' kids at school;
    They're getting drunk, and pregnant at parties.
    Me;
    I'm sitting at home, my hair tied in a bun and I'm in an over-sized shirt and some sweatpants. I'm watching Spiderman, and eating a tub of ice cream.
    Yet, I wouldn't have it any other way.
    Just me?
    nameyou2468 format
    
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18. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    There are two things
    an average girl wishes;
    to find the perfect guy
    & to eat without getting fat.
    nameyou2468 format♥
    
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19. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    No mom,
    I don't know
    what I got on my test.
    I just took it today.
    nameyou2468 format
    
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20. nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Boy: will you marry me ?
    Girl: I'm lesbian.
    Boy: what's a lesbian ?
    Girl: I like girls more than boys.
    Boy: Then gimme five, I'm also lesbian!
    nameyou2468 | Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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