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  1. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    If you're lost and alone
    or you're sinking like a stone,
    carry on.

  2. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    And does anyone else
    Just love walking in the rain? Like, not when it's pouring or anything, but just drizzling, and the sky is all cloudy and there aren't many people around and you can just stroll down the street and casually swing your arms around and let the droplets hit your skin, and laugh and twirl around and splash through puddles and just let everything go?
    ...Yeah, I like that too.
    :)
    ...
    -not my format.

  3. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:54am UTC
    please touch this quote,
    write how you truly feel.

  4. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    there should be a wittycon,
    like how there's vidcon for youtubers. like, we'd all meet up in a certain place and get
    to meet our favorite wittians (like steve!) and get their autographs and then we'd just
    sit around, watch movies, eat food, make quotes and play with cats. like how awesome
    would that be?

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    I wear two pairs of pants
    while golfing in case I get a hole in one

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    Pickle: I'm kind of a big dill.

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    If you don't know what you have
    until it's gone, you don't deserve it
    in the first place.

  8. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:45am UTC
    louistomlinsonfacts
    Behind every girl's favourite song
    is a hidden story.

  9. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 8:20am UTC
    The school dance was so fun!
    I slow danced with him...
    I gotta freak to music and get no weird stares...
    The teachers didn't comment on the length of my dress...
    And I gotta party with friends.
    That's how I like to spend my nights :p

  10. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Parents being over protective
    just make me want to do more illegal things

  11. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not only because they're extremly comfy and cuddly, but also because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people

  12. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    I'm getting braces April 18th...
    Goodbye fun.

  13. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
    I can't even remember the scent of your cologne
    and I'm getting too comfortable with being alone
    ____________________________________________________________________________________________________

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    are planets just the suns moons?
    does that make our moon… moon moon?

  15. IzzyWizzy1998 IzzyWizzy1998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Riot.

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I would love to be someone else
    Just for one day
    Just to see what it is like

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    and it's nice to know
    when i was left for dead
    i was found
    & now i don't roam these streets;
    i am not the ghost you want of me.

  18. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Concerts are beautiful
    Everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the band/ musician. The roar of the crowd when the performer takes the stage is priceless, the sound of all the fans belting their hearts out along with the singer is wonderous, watching everyone jump or wave their arms at the same time is extraoridinary. Whether it's at a screamo concert where everyone's moshing or a pop concert where everyone's dancing around or a orchestra concert where everyone's sitting and peacefully listening, everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the music.
    I don't know man, I just think concerts are beautiful

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Me: *to someone I can't stand* I'll love you until plastic flowers die.
    Me: *throws plastic flowers into furnace*

  20. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    So I'm working on a spoof for Taylor Swift's song 22...
    It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like Taylor, and count all of her exes, uh uh uh uh. It feels like a perfect night, to ditch our bdtimes, and stalk some boy bands, uh uh uh uh. Yeah! We're yelling at the pictures of them shirtless. It's miserable and magical. Oh yeah! Tonight's the night when we forget about their girlfriends. It's time. Oh oh!
    Chorus: I don't know about you, but I'm not 22! I can't go drink tonight, unless it's Mountain Dew! You don't know about me, trust me you don't want to. Everything will be alright, if you keep your distance I'm not. Twenty Two! Twenty two!
    That's all I got... hahaha like it? No offense to Taylor Swift

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