Do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar.
happiest* posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die. (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)
glitter162* posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
When I die, I'm going to invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have. Yes, I put the fun in funeral.
Mom: You have to come to the meeting for school. Me: Why? It's boring and they talk about boring stuff. Mom: They got extra large donuts there. Me: Let's go.
FUN PARTY TRICK: Take a dollar and soak it in 70% rubbing alcohol. Then take a match/lighter and light the dollar bill on fire (make sure you're holding the dollar with tongs or something). The dollar will stop the fire in a few seconds and nothing will happen to it. It'll be dry. Not a joke. I did it in my science class and it works. mq / nmf
Shanaynor posted a quote
March 27, 2013 7:26pm UTC
Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start: Cheese
Comment me a number! 1. Tell me about your ex 2. Drunken story time.. GO 3. A secret you haven't told many people 4. A fact about the last person you kissed 5. Favorite TV show 6. What your last recieved text message says 7. What last made you laugh until you cried 8. List of concerts you've attended 9. Your Christmas List 10. What you're wearing 11. Favorite song 12. How you met the person you fell hardest for 13. Favorite memory of this past summer 14. Craziest thing you've ever done 15. Jewelry that you're wearing 16. Turn ons 17. Last awkward situation you were in 18. Quote you live by 19. A story about you and your best friend 20. Opinion of age difference in relationships 21. How you feel right now 22. Lyrics to your favorite song 23. Ever been cheated on? 24. Opinion on Cheating 25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffly 26. Number of people you slept with 27. Best Friend on Witty 28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you 29. Most traumatic experience 30. Smoke weed?
*If bands were students* (got this from Tumblr) (folow for a follow) Fall Out Boy: the witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time, but is back now. Everyone missed him. My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. He left school in 2013, and will be missed. Panic! at the Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words. Blink 182: The funny one that hids behind his jokes. Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to. Sleeping with Sirens & Pierce the Veil: The inseparable best friends. Fun.: The averagly known kid who wrote one really good essay and became popular overnight. 30 Seconds to Mars: The artsy one who likes to make films. Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular kids. All Time Low: Looks up to Blink 182. Similar sense of humor to him. Paramore: The pretty girl in school. The girls love her and the guys have a crush on her. Bring Me The Horizon: The one that looks scary, but is actually quite nice. You Me At Six: The fashionable one.
MegaFunsize101 posted a quote
January 29, 2013 10:35pm UTC
I Want To Be That Girl Who Turns Really Pretty Over Summer And All The Boys Are Like "Wow" When They See Me In School (not mine-reposting) FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou