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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just feel so awkward when you buy something
    and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
    but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
    and you can feel the world
    judging you from afar.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
    (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    When I die, I'm going to
    invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
    Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

  5.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Mom: You have to come to the meeting for school.
    Me: Why? It's boring and they talk about boring stuff.
    Mom: They got extra large donuts there.
    Me: Let's go.

  6.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    And who else can't
    wait till summer 2013 comes?

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    FUN PARTY TRICK:
    Take a dollar and soak it in 70% rubbing alcohol. Then take a match/lighter and light the dollar bill on fire (make sure you're holding the dollar with tongs or something). The dollar will stop the fire in a few seconds and nothing will happen to it. It'll be dry.
    Not a joke. I did it in my science class and it works.
    mq / nmf

  8. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    It's all fun and games
    until you see a picture of yourself from the 6th grade.

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    If you shut off the internet
    in the U.S., we would overthrow the Government within hours.

  10. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start:
    Cheese

  11. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Just do this for me. Comment your favorite songs. Go on. Just do it. I will listen to them. Really. Do it please.

  12. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Comment me a number!
    1. Tell me about your ex
    2. Drunken story time.. GO
    3. A secret you haven't told many people
    4. A fact about the last person you kissed
    5. Favorite TV show
    6. What your last recieved text message says
    7. What last made you laugh until you cried
    8. List of concerts you've attended
    9. Your Christmas List
    10. What you're wearing
    11. Favorite song
    12. How you met the person you fell hardest for
    13. Favorite memory of this past summer
    14. Craziest thing you've ever done
    15. Jewelry that you're wearing
    16. Turn ons
    17. Last awkward situation you were in
    18. Quote you live by
    19. A story about you and your best friend
    20. Opinion of age difference in relationships
    21. How you feel right now
    22. Lyrics to your favorite song
    23. Ever been cheated on?
    24. Opinion on Cheating
    25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffly
    26. Number of people you slept with
    27. Best Friend on Witty
    28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you
    29. Most traumatic experience
    30. Smoke weed?

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    You never realize
    how boring your
    life is until someone
    asks "what do you
    like to do for fun"

  14. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 9:10am UTC
    I have three sides:
    The quiet, sweet side
    The fun and crazy side
    The side you never want to see

  15. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    *If bands were students*
    (got this from Tumblr)
    (folow for a follow)
    Fall Out Boy: the witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time, but is back now. Everyone missed him.
    My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. He left school in 2013, and will be missed.
    Panic! at the Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words.
    Blink 182: The funny one that hids behind his jokes.
    Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to.
    Sleeping with Sirens & Pierce the Veil: The inseparable best friends.
    Fun.: The averagly known kid who wrote one really good essay and became popular overnight.
    30 Seconds to Mars: The artsy one who likes to make films.
    Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular kids.
    All Time Low: Looks up to Blink 182. Similar sense of humor to him.
    Paramore: The pretty girl in school. The girls love her and the guys have a crush on her.
    Bring Me The Horizon: The one that looks scary, but is actually quite nice.
    You Me At Six: The fashionable one.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:45am UTC
    College sounds fun, but I'd rather embark
    on my Pokemon journey.

  17. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    I Want
    To Be That Girl
    Who Turns Really
    Pretty
    Over Summer
    And
    All The Boys
    Are Like
    "Wow"
    When They See
    Me In School
    (not mine-reposting)
    FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:45pm UTC
    F is for friends that fúck you over
    U is for Ur a hoe
    N is for never talk to me again, leave me the fúck alone

  19. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #66
    Swans only have one partner for their whole life, and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart

  20. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    guys can sag their pants down to their knees
    but god forbid you see my bra strap.

:)

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