happiest* posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:18pm UTC
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
Every time I open the fridge: Me: Yay! I bet someone has been shopping today.. Me: *opens fridge* Me: *takes a look inside* Me: *closes fridge* Me: *walks away*