Fridge Quotes

Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 11, 2014 1:05pm UTC

When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside. -Me to my fridge

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batwoman*
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April 15, 2014 5:56am UTC

"May I introduce to you, for the very first time Mr.& Mrs. Fridge."

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batwoman*
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April 13, 2014 3:21am UTC

"My fridge is full you want to be my friend now don't you huh huh!?"

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Fallen Angel*
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April 9, 2014 10:52pm UTC

I am as graceful as a fridge falling down a flight of stairs

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jes***
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March 29, 2014 2:18am UTC

They told me I was going to fall in love one day; I did.
But sadly, my fridge is on life support from my kitchen
and it can't get to the wedding.
I'd call a doctor, but I'm afraid that he'd steal her dressing
and I'd have to start screaming,
"Get your hands off my lady!"
and the last time I tried that I got some weird looks.

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Vanessa15*
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March 25, 2014 7:00am UTC

If im bored, i open up the fridge 9 times i a row.

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Steezy
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March 22, 2014 4:43am UTC

Me:*Eating during class*
Boy:...
Me:*Pulls out crisps*
Boy:...
Me:*Pulls out oreos*
Boy:Do you have a fridge in your bag or something?
Me:I wish

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SuperNovaChic
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March 21, 2014 12:43pm UTC

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating

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Brayden
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February 26, 2014 6:39pm UTC

I've found myself having a better relationship with my fridge than my girlfriend

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Storyofmylife586
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 1:35pm UTC

Me, the fridge, and chocolateA love story

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:11pm UTC

I knew it was love at first sight
When I looked inside my fridge

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Corinne ✞*
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January 3, 2014 7:39am UTC

Lonley.
I am so lonley.
I have nobody..
BUT A PACK OF CHEETOOOOOOOOOOS.....

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happiest*
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December 31, 2013 3:18pm UTC

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 1:03pm UTC

aybe if I stare at this emptyfridge long enough somethingwill appear

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SarahLee3494
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November 28, 2013 2:27am UTC

One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.

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shulesluvvah*
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November 23, 2013 7:45pm UTC

I have a boyfriend. oh wait. thats a fridge. I have a fridge.

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spence*
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November 11, 2013 12:22pm UTC

when my fridge is empty so is my heart

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 10:44am UTC

'You want to be hot like me ' - Oven
'That was colder then me' - Fridge

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 10:42am UTC

Heart breaking,
hands shaking,
realization awaking...
'There's no food'
~ Said the fridge.

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ICantWaitToHATEYou
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:08pm UTC

______________________________________
I can’t take this
long distance relationship
anymore.
Fridge,
you’re coming to my room.
______________________________________

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