Best Facebook Quotes This Month

OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Juliet Capulet is in a relationship and it's complicated. ♥
January 6, 1561 at 10:06 am
Romeo Montague likes this.
format by: BravoSierra (:

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kamilagirl225
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Jerk My dic$ is as long as A to Z ;)
39 minutes ago · comment · like
Person Check your keyboard.
17 minutes ago ago · Like

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:56pm UTC

There should be a relationship status;
" I dont even know whats going on ".

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 3:56pm UTC

So my friend just came out on facebook today.
How?
"Lesbihonest I like girls"

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:53pm UTC

character limits
snapchat: what? a sentance? i don't understand.
twitter: i single handly force you to commit a grammar crime to finish your tweet
witty: cool format? to bad you only get 1625 charactars INCLUDING formatting
facebook: limitless bítches

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helloimasmileface
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Me
Rate me please! I never do these but I have the courage today (:
Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
Nerd Boy 7/10! (: 16 minutes ago · Like
Bestie 10/10 I love you girl! Gorgeous <3
15 minutes ago · Like
Girl 6/10 14 minutes ago · Like
Aunt You don't need and rates dear, you're beautiful.13 minutes ago · Like
Mom Ew 0/10 12 minutes ago · Like

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amazed*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Annoying girl on FB: I would rather be pi.ssed off, then pi.ssed on
23 minutes ago from Iphone· comment · 11 likes
Nerd
This is one of those times where the difference between "then" and "than" are really important
19 minutes ago • like • 32 likes
NOT MY FORMAT

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 1:32pm UTC

"When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3"
14 year old me being cool and edgy
And before you ask , yes i did like my own status

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 10:27am UTC

Grandma: Take those pictures of me off your Facebook. People can use it to get into my bank account.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Tumblr and Witty is full of people that I don’t know, but wish I did..
and Facebook is full of people that I do know, but I wish I didn’t.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Imagine if school was like this:
English: Writing biographies about the band.
Math: How to multiply band members.
Science: How to clone band members.
Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts.
Art: How to make fan art and signs for concerts.
Geography: How to find band members' houses.
History: About the band members' past years.

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ElleRain10
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Yes, Facebook.
I do know them.
Do I want to be their friend?
No.
~sandrasaurus format~

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Cool Kid Had fun at that party last night!!! Lol talk about CRAZY
2 hours ago · comment · like
24 people like this
Jock Lol looks like I need my car fixed again 2 hours ago · 3 people like this
Skater U gotta throw another party man! WOOOOOO 2 hours ago · 8 people like this
B/tch Best party everrrrrrrrr :D 1 hour ago · 2 people like this
Best Friend Lol remember what happened after 3 am? 1 hour ago · · 4 people like this
Cool Kid's Parents You better keep your grades up or else your parties must end by 12 1 hour ago · 1 people like this
Music Kid Dude we totally TRASHED your lawn 1 hour ago · 7 people like this
Me So uh....when was this party? 1 hour ago

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 9:12am UTC

Mom:
It's terrible that the NSA invades people's privacy in order to keep them "safe"
Me: *what I want to say* Don't you do the same thing? Of course, it's on a smaller scale. But you go through my contacts, phone calls, texts, Facebook, Facebook chats, and Instagram. If you don't see something you like, all hell breaks loose. You've never found anything that bad, but it doesn't matter. You're just trying to keep me "safe".
Me: *what I really say* Yeah.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC

*Adding your crush on Facebook*
Me: Alright! Lets add him!
Me: No... but im gonna see him tomorrow in class and if he sees me his gonna be like "Thats the girl who added me"
Me: We'll add him on the weekend so he wont remember by monday

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emilygm*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Annoying girl on FB: We liv in da era of smart fonez and stupid ppl.
23 minutes ago from Iphone· comment · 4 likes
Me
Ha, I found one of each.
19 minutes ago • like • 27 likes
NOT MY FORMAT

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:26pm UTC

if I ever make a song, I’m going to mix in random skype and facebook notification noises so I can confuse literally everyone listening on their computer

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Putting lame jokes on facebook
that aren't even yours won't make you any funnier than you already weren't

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Those people on facebook
who try to have inside jokes with other people, but in reality they should just accept they fact that they have no friends and embrace it.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:42pm UTC

I am deleting my school so I can focus on Witty.
BOOM see what I did there

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