Best Facebook Quotes This Month

dolph*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC

This was posted on Facebook:
bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein
da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy sed "NO...."
girl was sad she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
This post made me ill.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:05am UTC

how the hell do some girls get boyfriends
so easily, like do you just create them in your basement or what

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 2:02pm UTC

could you imagine
if facebook and instagram got like a “seen by” note
next to your photos and then you’d know who didn’t like your photo.
I think I’d start hating people more
if that happened.

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kissofdeathx_x
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC

If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, they're lonely deep inside.. If a person sleeps a lot, they are sad.. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, they keep secrets.. If someone can't cry, they're weak.. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, they're tense.. If someone cries on little things, they're innocent & soft-hearted. If someone becomes angry over silly or pretty (small) things, it means they need love..
Try to understand people.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Facebook: Someone has added a picture of you!
Me: Crap.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 6:36pm UTC

B/tch you hate I may like your statuses, but it doesn't mean that I like YOU
2 hours ago · comment · like
You and 734750433463924765 people like this
hehe get it?
nmq

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:38am UTC

Behind every successful person,there is a
DEACTIVATED FACEBOOKACCOUNT.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Facebook- "Only a cold, heartless person would scroll pa-
Me- *scroll* *scroll*

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:31pm UTC

*on the phone*
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Girl: *likes all of her crush's facebook profile pictures*
Girl: If only I had the courage to talk to him.
Boy: She likes all of my profile pictures...
Boy: But I won't ask her out until she talks to me.
the sad truth

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 3:12pm UTC

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f-cking murder them

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:14pm UTC

ever wonder who
is using one of your quotes as a facebook status?

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anathema *
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Facebook is for popular people
Twitter is for famous people
Myspace is for musical people
Tumblr is for special people
Witty Profiles is for awesome people.

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC

We live in the WTF generation.
Witty
Tumblr
&
Facebook.
♥
format by OhHoePlease

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC

if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Crush: *online*
Me: AHHH MY CRUSH IS ONLINE!
Me:
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Crush: *offine*
Me: Oh...

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Annoying Girl Shut up, you don't know my story.
2 hours ago via mobile · comment · like
4 people like this
Her Friend OMG I'm so sorry to hear. Text me :*
2 hours ago
later....
Annoying Girl Don't tell me how to live my life if you didn't live it yourself.
20 minutes ago via mobile · comment · like
5 people like this
Another Friend Adding this to my 'favorite quotes' section of my profile. Luv u <3
16 minutes ago · 3 people like this
and again...
Annoying Girl If you didn't read my life story, don't write a review of it!
7 minutes ago via mobile · comment · like
9 people like this
Me LISTEN. NOBODY FRIKIN CARES OR EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. SO STOP POSTING THIS AND BUY A DIARY.
2 hours ago · 1 person likes this

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

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