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*on the phone*
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.

*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*

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