Elephants Quotes

Loves_First_Kiss
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March 22, 2013 4:58am UTC

I hate people see me at the shops and they are like what are you doing here........ and im like you know, just hunting elephants!?!?

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lazyLION24
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March 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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Alaina99
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March 8, 2013 6:47pm UTC

butterflies?
more like elephants in a bounce house

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March 8, 2013 3:24pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Have you ever
Heard a song, for the first time ever, but you suddenly knew all the lyrics, like this song was
your story.

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RingoStar
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February 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Music Teacher: everyone will be singing a song of my choice in front of the class.
Me: no.
Music Teacher: this will take place next week.
Me: you're asking for death
Me: ...and to be burried alive then dragged out of your grave
Me: ...and stomped on by heavy angry elephants
Me: ...and thrown into a pool of sharks while on your period
Me: ...and finally turned into a shooting target

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elephants_are_cool*
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January 27, 2013 10:40am UTC

Facts of Life #2
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food.
P.S That's the weight of 6 elephants.
I'm slightly worried now.

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GRACEROCKS
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January 26, 2013 2:42pm UTC

I hate it when I see my friend at the store and they ask
"OMG what are you doing here?"
and i'm just like
"Oh you know just hunting elephants"

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