Dinner Quotes

im_just_me
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 4:53pm UTC

my grandmom can't cook and never does , and my dad is good at cooking so usually he cooks dinner like today.
I hear this:
Grandmom : How'd you learn to cook so good ?! must be from me hahaha.
My dad : No . Starvation

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
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May 21, 2013 10:25pm UTC

I went out to dinner tonight:
Random Lady: *Comes over to me and puts a hand on my shoulder* You're mom is the best mom in the world. She is so nice! Be good to her!
Me: Aw, that's so sweet, thank you!
A few minutes later, I saw her talking to another guy at a different table. Her hand was on his shoulder.
A few minutes after that, I saw her at a whole other table, doing the same thing again.
I don't think she really meant it.

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Bitter_Sweet
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May 15, 2013 10:56am UTC

Eat the same thing for breakfast every day of your life and nobody cares.
Eat the same thing for dinner three nights in a row and everyone loses their minds.

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Rajsonkar
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April 19, 2013 5:34am UTC

CAN YOU RELATE? "Dinner is ready"
"Ok coming"
**Stays on the computer**
"DINNER IS READY"
"I SAID I AM COMING"
format credit-rajsonkar

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StreetDancer
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 1:55pm UTC

sometimes I feel really sad. I feel hopeless.
But the funny thing is, I only see dark spots like...
I am getting fat
why do people frown
why does my teacher ask for homework
five years ago my bestie's boyfriend broke up with her, why did he break her heart?
why don't we have pizza for lunch, dinner and breakfast?
why can't some people smoke here?
why do people smoke?
Why is my laptop addicting
I always lose in videogames
how is she so popular
why is my nose so big
I'm waaaay short
why are there too many cars
or why are trees getting cut
there are kids starving in africa
pandas are getting extinct
my bra isn't fit
my foot itches
I sleep too much
the rest of the time I can even look at a garbage can and laugh.
-___-
♥

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Bec*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 11:51pm UTC

"It's just a midnight snack" I said as I prepared a full turkey dinner.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:22pm UTC

People who say that everything happens for a reason obviously
haven't dropped their entire dinner on the floor.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 12:04am UTC

People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 10:55am UTC

My family at dinner...
Dad: So, Merel... What does your new boyfriend do for a living?
Me: He walks dogs... Why?
Dad: SO THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING OUT WITH YOU!!!!!

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heyworlditsme
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:07pm UTC

FREE WIFI IN PUBLIC SUKKAAAS
trying to look busy at dinner cause everyone left

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Ketchup: So you are trying to act mature in front of guests during dinner?
Ketchup: Let me play the song of my people

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flower626
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March 10, 2013 6:44pm UTC

So yesterday I went out to dinner at a Diner and I asked for a Coke and the waitress goes, "Is Pepsi okay?" My mom said that was fine but I was about to say, "Yes, she's doing alright. She's looking for a good recovery, thank you so much for asking if Pepsi was okay. I'll let her know."

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abbfab99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 10:23pm UTC

You asked me what was wrong I wanted for dinner
I said nothing,
but as I turned around...
I whispered everything.

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SummerSunset
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March 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I Tried to Crack a Joke During Dinner
Mom:*serves chicken*
Mom: Who wants a leg?
Me: I don't know about you, but I'll stick with just two legs.Heh.
Sister: Your so stupid.
Brother: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Me: You guys really don't appreciate good humor.

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:45pm UTC

i wanted for dinner
You asked me what was wrong
I said "...Nothing."
I turned around and I whispered,
"...Everything..."

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Sparkles_Bread
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February 17, 2013 5:53am UTC

We had some people over for dinner tonight and as we were talking (I know it's weird, I was socialising), we got onto the topic of how, when I was a baby my sister Hannah sprayed me in the face with spray and wipe...

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Sparkles_Bread
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February 17, 2013 5:48am UTC

We had some people over for dinner tonight and as we were talking (I know it's weird, I was socialising), we got onto the topic of how, when I was a baby my sister Hannah sprayed me in the face with spray and wipe...

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gab*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:10pm UTC

~format by gabikk~
Do some families
actually have "family game night"? Because my family
doesn't even eat dinner together

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Mom: Your food is ready!!!!
Me: Ok,be right there!!!
Me: *continues on Witty*

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doublesidedice
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February 12, 2013 6:32pm UTC

I love dinner!
See ya in an hour witty!
Jk. More like half an hour...

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