Squilliam Fancypants*

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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August 10, 2013 9:25am UTC

I didn't choose the fangirl life, the fangirl life crawled up the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it's kind fun down here IDK.

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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May 11, 2013 3:55pm UTC

The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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May 11, 2013 3:51pm UTC

“Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And the compelling reason for maybe choosing some sort of god or spiritual-type thing to worship--be it JC or Allah, be it YHWH or the Wiccan Mother Goddess, or the Four Noble Truths, or some inviolable set of ethical principles--is that pretty much anything else you worship will eat you alive. If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap real meaning in life, then you will never have enough, never feel you have enough. It's the truth. Worship your body and beauty and sexual allure and you will always feel ugly. And when time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally grieve you. On one level, we all know this stuff already. It's been codified as myths, proverbs, clichés, epigrams, parables; the skeleton of every great story. The whole trick is keeping the truth up front in daily consciousness.
Worship power, you will end up feeling weak and afraid, and you will need ever more power over others to numb you to your own fear. Worship your intellect, being seen as smart, you will end up feeling stupid, a fraud, always on the verge of being found out. But the insidious thing about these forms of worship is not that they're evil or sinful, it's that they're unconscious. They are default settings.
They're the kind of worship you just gradually slip into, day after day, getting more and more selective about what you see and how you measure value without ever being fully aware that that's what you're doing.”
― David Foster Wallace, This is Water

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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May 11, 2013 3:49pm UTC

“There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?”
― David Foster Wallace, This is Water

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 30, 2013 9:02pm UTC

WE HAVE A KING! LONG LIVE WILLEM-ALEXANDER AND MAXIMA!

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 30, 2013 8:59pm UTC

so my orchestra
was doing a
performance at a
old folks home...
And of the people fell asleep.
wow.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Did you know?
A buttload is actually a unit of measurement. One buttload is equal to 126 gallons.

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 9, 2013 4:45pm UTC

What do you think is the best solution for overpopulation? Support your arguement with examples.
The Hunger Games

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

A woman had taken her daughter to the daughter to consult about her swollen abdomen.
The doctor easily made a diagnoses:
Doctor: She's pregnant.
Woman: I'll have you know, my daughter is very classy and is still a virgin!
The doctor immediatley stares out the window...
Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Doctor: The last time this happend, 3 wise men rode over the hill!

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 9, 2013 4:25pm UTC

IN THE END
As we fade into the night....
Who will tell the story of your life?
And do they remember your last goodbye?
Cause it's the end...
And I'm not afraid, i'm not afraid
TO DIE

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 6, 2013 4:08pm UTC

FUTURE LIFE PLANS:
Have a daughter, and name her Stacy.
I will be Stacy's mom.
Have a son, and name him Sparta.
So that when my husband introuduces him to poeple he can scream,
"THIS IS SPARTA!"

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Six year old me: "Daddy, what does gay mean?"
Dad: "It means to be happy, Merel."
Six year old me: "Are you gay, Daddy?"
Dad: "No son, I have a wife."

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 5:16pm UTC

So my dad has a wonderfull new plan:
1. Take wasabi
2. Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles.
3. Wrap it in gum wrappers.
4. Put it into a gum box.
5. Wait 'till someone asks for gum.
6. Give it to them
7. Watch them run around with a burning mouth.
8. ENJOY!
Me: Well, thanks SATAN

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I saw a billboard the other day that said:
This year thousands of men will die from stubborness.
Spray-painted on it was:
NO WE WON'T!

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 5:09pm UTC

My psychology teacher: "But how do you KNOW when you truly love someone?"
Some guy in the back: "When there's only one chicken mcnugget left, and the person gives you the full piece, instead of eating half of it then giving you the other half."

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Imagine a bird, monkey, penguin, elephant, fish, seal, and dog.
A man tells them:
"For a fair selection, everyone has to take the same exam:
please climb that tree."
THIS IS OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I was talking to my friend...
And i was trying to describe a type of marine animal...
But I coldn't think of its name.
So i said 'Sea Pancake'
Manta Ray.
Manta Ray is the word i was looking for...

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 5, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Napoleon Bonaparte during the battle of Waterloo: "We are water-loosing!"

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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March 25, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Don't you guys just love the wittians that post super snarky comments...
But they add Hun and Love so it's all cool!
T_T Like no.
Just calling someone Hun or Love doesnt make such a snarky and uncalled for comment/reply any better!

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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March 25, 2013 9:29am UTC

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i NEED SOMEONE THAT'S GOOD WITH ELECTRONICS, IPADS IN SPECIFIC...
So, yesterday i got water on my home button while cleaning it off... It wouldn't respond! I left it alone overnight like my Mom told me to... But now, theres a weird mark on it that looks like water under the screen, and its gone all whack... WHAT DO I DO TO FIX IT?! My moms gonna be home soon, and i dont want her to be mad..

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