Dinner Quotes

The Quiet*
posted a quote
June 12, 2015 7:34pm UTC

I could be typing my story, I took time to make diiner.
I'm gonna leave it in and hope it burns.
Selfish man.

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addy*
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October 27, 2014 8:39pm UTC

I long for the day that I can bring a boy to a family dinner :)

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Halo Angel1*
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August 17, 2014 9:55pm UTC

In my house, dinner consists of two choices: Take it or leave it

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ArcticBrittany
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May 6, 2014 5:42pm UTC

I made dinner tonight! No one is eating or really seems to care but i did it! x

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ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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April 26, 2014 12:43pm UTC

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

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Kira♥*
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March 27, 2014 12:04pm UTC

*breakfast*
mum: what do you want for dinner?
*lunch*
mum: any ideas for dinner?
*dinner*
mum: so, for dinner tomorrow...
YAY PIZZA FOR DINNER

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capsized*
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March 20, 2014 3:29pm UTC

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies

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Virginia Doran*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 1:58pm UTC

Stake rapped in bacon omg I'm gonna have a heart attack!!!

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flyingbacon7
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February 27, 2014 7:55pm UTC

It's been over 7 years
since my family
Has had dinner together
And I miss it

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 9:48pm UTC

It scares me how some people have their whole life planned out by the time their like 10,
they know exactly where they're going to school and exactly what they're going to be,
meanwhile I can barely decide whether I want pizza or burgers for dinner.

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nevergrowup89
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February 4, 2014 7:10pm UTC

My Econ teacher: All teenagers have this, laziness gene. They don't do chores, or cook, or do anything around the house. It's sad.
Me(comes home): *starts dinner, does laundry, feeds the dog, lets the dog out, washes dishes by hand, goes out and buys soap, cold medicine, and milk for the family WITH MY OWN MONEY, gets my mom her medicine for the night, does more laundry, and finally sits down*
Is this a out of the normal thing for me? No. I do it every day.

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Onism*

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January 31, 2014 4:04pm UTC

One of the most valuable life lessons one can learn is to go to dinner ten minutes after your parents call you because it won't be done and your life is lie youre adopted

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Fay*
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January 26, 2014 9:42am UTC

Mom: Come down it's dinner time!
Me:In a few minutes
Mom: NOW!
Me:Ok *downstairs*
Me: Where's dinner?
Mom: It will be ready in 10 minutes!

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AwkwardPenguin*
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January 15, 2014 1:40pm UTC

Stir fry for dinner ^.^
Finally no more curry..

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josie*
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December 8, 2013 12:29pm UTC

i want to move to a small apartment
with my bestfriend in a new city and i want to decide
which furniture i want and what i want for dinner
and whether or not i want to stay out all night
and i want to travel and meet new people
and fall in love and go have my own adventures because
i'm sick of this washed-up place filled with
annoying people

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DunGoofed
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November 29, 2013 12:12am UTC

I said I cant eat anything else after dinner. All of a sudden there was apple pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, whipped cream, and chocolate in my mouth.

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 12:51pm UTC

I am about to go out on my first date with my dream guy and I'm so freaking
NERVOUS.

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luckyjax98
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 12:37am UTC

*at the dinner table with my family*
sister- " you guys are so weird!!"
* so my brother and i get these goofy facial expressions and bat our eyes at eachother* dad- *bursts out laughing* " When I went to work this morning, i never expected to come home and see this!!"
brother and i- * starts grinning at eachother, then laughs uncontrollably*
me - * finally stops laughing* " Ew dad! just EW!!! "
* looks at brother and bursts out laughing again*
* whole family starts gasping for breath because of laughing so hard at my bro and i*

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 9:50pm UTC

My stomach already hurts and I haven't had dinner yet.
Awesome.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC

What a fire alarm means:
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!

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