Me: *wakes up at 7:00 in the morning* Me: Oh no oh no oh no Me: We missed the bus!!! Omg, omg Me: *Shakes sister* GET UP ITS SEVEN O'CLOCK!!! Sister: *mumble mumble* Me: *Looks at clock again* Clock: *7:00 A.M August, 31 Saturday* Me: Oh... .__.
We were coming to an end to our 8th graduation when music blared out of the speakers, a student in my class stood up in her chair and started dancing, then the next I knew, I heard " Do the Harlem Shake". Everyone busted out dancing. It made my day.
A duck walked up to a cornerstore and he said to the woman running the store: Duck: Got any grape chapstick? Woman: What? Duck: Got any grape chapstick? Woman: Actually we do but you don't have any money do you? Duck: Do you think you could..... Duck: Do you think you could.... Duck: Do you think you could Duck: ....Put it on my bill? * And he waddled away* -Bryant Oden
My dad and my brother came back from a field trip to the Outer Banks. Dad: *enters with plastic bag and luggage* Dad: Hey guys! We're back! Me: *eyes bag* Me: Are those seashells? Dad: Yep. We had a shell of a time. Me: Ha ha, very funny. I love my dad
I Tried to Crack a Joke During Dinner Mom:*serves chicken* Mom: Who wants a leg? Me: I don't know about you, but I'll stick with just two legs.Heh. Sister: Your so stupid. Brother: Was that supposed to be a joke? Me: You guys really don't appreciate good humor.
Common Ground On the dark side of the moon where death comes sooner than expected; at the edge of heartbreak we both take a leap into the unknown; at the center of loneliness we dip into a pool of tears and thrash around desperate not to drown; we both reach out for a life preserver, something to hold on to something sturdy something new That's when we see it, a buoy called friendship bobbing up between us and we swim toward it for all we are worth and we meet there somewhere in the middle ~Nikki Grimes~