A duck walked up to a
cornerstore and he said to the woman
running the store:
Duck: Got any grape chapstick?
Woman: What?
Duck: Got any grape chapstick?
Woman: Actually we do but you
don't have any money do you?
Duck: Do you think you could.....
Duck: Do you think you could....
Duck: Do you think you could
Duck: ....Put it on my bill?
* And he waddled away*
-Bryant Oden
