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heyworlditsme

1. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2013 2:16am UTC
   you know how sometimes when you fave a quote it takes a few seconds to process?
   just imagine the fave flying through the interwebs and arriving at the other person's account. like a christmas present.
   
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2. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   we broke up.
   it was awful
   
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3. heyworlditsme
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   March 26, 2013 11:00pm UTC
   i can't decide whether or not to try and look pretty tomorrow when i'm sure he's gonna break up with me
   
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4. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 8:07pm UTC
   FREE WIFI IN PUBLIC SUKKAAAS
   trying to look busy at dinner cause everyone left
   
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5. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 1:03pm UTC
   there's something sooooo hot
   about flannel shirts on guys
   
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6. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 12:50pm UTC
   and i met your momma last night,
   you're her little boy.
   your daddy wants you to be a man,
   (but you're not quite there yet)
   your little sister was shy at first,
   but we talked about you.
   we stole a kiss in the kitchen
   when they were away
   i got to see your room, you held me in the doorstep.
   it was magical outside,
   the stars shone brighter than we ever will.
   i was shaking.
   and at the end of the night,
   i am full of bubbles.
   
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7. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 12:45pm UTC
   tonight will be the night
   that i will fall for you
   over again
   
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8. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 12:43pm UTC
   I met his parents last night
   it was nice to see two other people in the world who care about him as much as i do.
   i'm worried i might be falling.
   
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9. heyworlditsme
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2013 9:52pm UTC
   it's unhealthy
   because we both like each other,
   and it could be perfect.
   except for the numbers...
   and his 18th is in a week.
   
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10. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    i've never known the lovin' of a man
    {[but it sure felt nice when he was holdin' my hand]}
    
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11. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    we're a ticking time bomb
    
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12. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 8:49am UTC
    my south african friend has never seen snow.
    one of my favorite things to do is send her pictures.
    
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13. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    i just remembered that one time i punched my little brother in the stomach cause he said st. patrick's day was called leprechaun day.
    
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14. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    I think the best thing that happened to our relationship...
    was when his xbox broke.
    
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15. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    today he lifted me off my feet
    
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16. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    {[he kissed me in the darkroom]}
    
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17. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Good little girl
    Always pickin' a fight with me
    You know that I'm bad
    But you're spending the night with me
    What do you want with my world?
    You're a good little girl.
    Bad little boy
    That's what you're acting like
    I really don't buy
    That you're that kind of guy
    But oh if you are tell me why
    why not just say good bye?
    Good little girl
    you've stolen my heart away
    i like how you smile
    and make fun of the words i say
    who would have thought i could fall
    it's not so bad after all.
    -meekakitty
    
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18. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    my friend compared me & him to parents...
    she said we are both parent figures.
    wtf.
    
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19. heyworlditsme
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    March 11, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    bf: *talking about leaning into my chest in a cuddly way*
    him: and it was comfy your boobs were like pillows...
    me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
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20. heyworlditsme
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    {[i know we talked,]}
    but i don't wanna lose you
    
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