Defense Quotes

Raxin
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June 25, 2016 2:42am UTC

That’s right: P*ss me the f*ck off, and see what happens, monkey f*cker. I might call myself a pacifist, but that only means I won’t execute a first strike. It doesn’t mean I won’t execute holy retribution on anyone stupid enough to violate my airspace, including your ridiculous personage. Back the f*ck up right now, or risk retaliation from every intelligent cell in my body—and that doesn’t even include my friends who are just drooling to back me up against someone of your ilk.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 26, 2014 10:01pm UTC

I'm home alone and I hear noises
The first thing I do
Is go to my room and grab a sock
Go to the fridge and grab a stick of butter
I am ready to defend myself

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mandy*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 8:38pm UTC

I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense

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Petyr Baelish*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 7:14am UTC

No, I do not use sarcasm as a 'defense mechanism'
it is just my sense of humour
get used to it

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mtndewhm*
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October 2, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
-Stiles Stilinski

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:13pm UTC

There's no block button in real life.
You can't get someone banned from school by going and telling Steve someone said something mean to you.
Stop being so sensitive and realize that people are going to be mean and hateful
and the only thing you can do about it is defend yourself.

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Pesadilla
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July 16, 2013 8:20am UTC

Girls who struggle with low self-esteem will often express it in one of three ways.
A person with low self-esteem will sometimes simply stop trying. She will act as though she is at the mercy of everyone else, and is often indecisive - waiting for someone else to make the decisions for her. She may feel self-pity or indifference, and use those things as excuses for not taking responsibility.
Some people try to cover up low self-esteem by acting as though everything is perfect. "Couldn't be better!" This person is often a high, or over-achiever, using success as her way of maintaining, or proving, her sense of self-worth. This person is often afraid of failure, and it's likely that she grew up in a home where failure was seen as a reflection of self.
The third type of person tries to build walls as her defense mechanism. She acts as though nothing bothers her. She tells others (and herself) that people's opinions don't matter. She will especially use this tactic with authority figures or people who are considered "important". She's often angry, because she feels like she's never "good enough". Her need to prove that other people's opinions don't matter may lead to outright rebellion - breaking the law, or blaming others for the consequences of her actions and the way she feels about herself.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 9:52pm UTC

this is for everyone, even guys. everyone needs self defense against sexual assult, please take 10 minutes out of your day to watch this. even make people aware by sharing the link below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6D8r-wH0dkk

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
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June 18, 2013 3:27pm UTC

I'm 131 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
(based on a line of Stiles from Teen Wolf)

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 11:27am UTC

I've built up my walls.
Brick by brick, I set up my defenses. I intertwined them with reason so as not to get hurt. Not to open up my defenses. I've finished me wall and wrapped it in spikes so that no one would bother. I set up a fog of 'toughness' around the spikes so no one would see. No one would know there's something to defend.
People don't bother anymore.
My friends tore down all that though. That's why I'm scared. Scared they'll hurt me too. I've had enough of that happening to me. So? I may be 'insensitive' and 'mean', but if it means I don't show my only weak side, I'm ok with it.

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LifetotheLimit
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April 20, 2013 2:49pm UTC

✘ I SPOKE TO YOU IN CAUTIOUS TONES YOU ANSWERED ME WITH NO PRETENSE AND STILL I FEEL I SAID TOO MUCH MY SILENCE IS MY SELF DEFENSE ✘

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Purplepandas
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 12:32pm UTC

We defend our President........................................with guns
We defend our Congressman..................................with guns
We defend our governors........................................with guns
We defend our celebrities........................................with guns
We defend our sporting events...............................with guns
We defend our jewlery stores..................................with guns
We defend our banks...............................................with guns
We defend our office buildings...............................with guns
We defend our factories...........................................with guns
We defend our courts...............................................with guns
We defend our children....with a sign that reads:
"This is a Gun-Free Zone."
...and then call someone with a gun if there's an emergency
Thoughts?

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That_Irish_Kid
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:33am UTC

what to do when someone says: "I'm so good at self defense, if a guy walked in here with a gun, you'd thank me"
Shoot him in the face with a NERF gun.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:15pm UTC

What I've learned from the Internet: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone (no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status) the difference between gray and grey, the effect one simple, little word can have on people both good and bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety, and suicidal feelings, some of the theories of our existence, why the plague didn't effect Poland, what to do if I get buried alive, etc.
What I've learned in school: How to use a calculator to find the side of a triangle

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