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I'm home alone and I hear noises
The first thing I do
Is go to my room and grab a sock
Go to the fridge and grab a stick of butter
I am ready to defend myself

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I'm home alone and I hear noises The first thing I do Is

18 faves · Apr 26, 2014 10:01pm

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I'm home alone and I hear noises The first thing I do Is

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flyingbacon7

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funny · lol · truestory · defense · quote