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Purplepandas

1. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   A woman came from a man's rib.
   Not from his feet to be walked on.
   Not from his head to be superior,
   but from the side to be equal.
   Under the arm to be protected.
   And next to the heart to be loved.
   
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2. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 9:17pm UTC
   Everything in life has the ability to be funny so
   STOP HATING SMARTASSES
   smartasses seize the moment while you're too busy being uptight
   LIGTHEN UP
   
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3. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   I would like to thank sidewalks for
   keeping me off the streets
   
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4. Purplepandas
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   April 6, 2013 9:02pm UTC
   You can tell how smart
   people are by what they
   laugh at
   Tina Fey
   
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5. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 8:56pm UTC
   Things may come to those
   who wait,
   But only what is left by those
   who hustle
   Abraham Lincoln
   
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6. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 12:32pm UTC
   We defend our President........................................with guns
   We defend our Congressman..................................with guns
   We defend our governors........................................with guns
   We defend our celebrities........................................with guns
   We defend our sporting events...............................with guns
   We defend our jewlery stores..................................with guns
   We defend our banks...............................................with guns
   We defend our office buildings...............................with guns
   We defend our factories...........................................with guns
   We defend our courts...............................................with guns
   We defend our children....with a sign that reads:
   "This is a Gun-Free Zone."
   ...and then call someone with a gun if there's an emergency
   Thoughts?
   
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7. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   I really don't think I need buns of steel,
   I'd be much happier with buns of cinammon
   
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8. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2013 8:38pm UTC
   Arguing with a woman is like being arrested,
   Everything you say can and will be held against you
   
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9. Purplepandas
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2013 9:39pm UTC
   Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
   He's never gonna give you Up.
   :)
   
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10. Purplepandas
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    March 5, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    In class today, we spent 30 mins trying to find a name for the printer.
    We decided on naming it Bob Marley
    ... because it's always jammin' :)
    
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11. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 8:16am UTC
    "It does not do to dwell on dreams...and forget how to live"
    -Albus Dumbledore
    
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12. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:18am UTC
    There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path
    - Morpheus
    'The Matrix'
    
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13. Purplepandas
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    February 15, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    "What if we just acted like everything was easy?"
    -Mary Radmacher
    
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14. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    You can't trust atoms
    ...
    They make up everything :)
    
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15. Purplepandas
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    February 4, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    "The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about"
    --Unknown
    
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16. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    If you want to be inspired, click this link
    It's the cutest thing I've ever watched! :)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o
    
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17. Purplepandas
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    January 30, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshi.t
    
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18. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Ferris
    Bueller
    The King of
    YOLO
    
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19. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    You know when you read something on the news and you think
    "That couldn't happen to me." ?
    Well "that" just happened
    My best friend went missing yesterday.
    They found her passed out in an alleyway behind a bar at 2 in the morning
    Her mom died of alcohol poisoning last month and she got into the same bad habits.
    So next time you think "that couldn't happen to me"
    Take it from a girl who found her 15 year old friend passed out from drinking in an alleyway behind a bar.
    It will happen to you
    
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20. Purplepandas
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Cigarettes are like hamsters.
    Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire
    
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