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Best Cute Quotes This Week

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    i was in line at target
    just trying to buy some
    ice cream and this
    baby was screaming its soul out.
    Anyways, the mom turned
    around and looked
    me straight in the eyes with the
    most monotone voice and said
    “birth control….
    Use birth control…”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  5. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    me: so what're you
    planning for valentines day?
    friend: murder
    me: that's the spirt
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    one time
    i put my mum’s bras on a
    ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
    funny prank but then some
    people came over to look at the
    house and i didn’t have
    time to take the bras down so
    when my mum turned the fan on bras
    flew all around our kitchen and
    landed on the people and like
    no one wanted to say
    anything so we acted like
    bras weren’t strewn across all of us
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    justin timberlake
    is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
    coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
    neither can live while the other survives.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    this one time
    in sixth grade i was waiting for
    my bus because it was
    late and this girl was
    cleaning out her locker and a
    teacher was helping her and
    all of the sudden the teacher started
    screaming and the girl started
    crying and all i heard was “
    YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
    IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
    at the terrible state of my
    English abilities, as for the
    English language is not my mother
    tongue. I hope you forgive me
    for every foolish mistake I make.
    english as first language: lol it okei
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I don't get how people get abs?
    Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    when you step on
    your pet's foot
    DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
    ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
    BEST FRIEND COME ON
    LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
    CAT: What the heck? Do you have
    any idea what you just did? You
    stepped on my fricken foot, you
    moron. I will not accept your
    apology so easily I'll just
    leave you for a while and hide and when
    you come near me I'll hiss at you
    stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
    then it won't hurt so goddarn much
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
    Gordo: He's a loser
    Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
    Gordo: No, she's not.
    Lizzie: How do you know?
    Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
    Me: I love you, Gordo
    Me: Where's my Gordo?
    Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    2 types of wittians:
    the bed wittians and the desk wittians
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
    The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
    “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
    - Rebecca - age 8
    “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
    - Billy - age 4
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    - Karl - age 5
    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
    - Chrissy - age 6
    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
    - Terri - age 4
    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
    - Danny - age 7
    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
    My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
    - Emily - age 8
    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
    - Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
    - Nikka - age 6
    (we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)
    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
    - Noelle - age 7
    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
    - Tommy - age 6
    “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
    He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
    - Cindy - age 8
    “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
    - Clare - age 6
    “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
    - Elaine - age 5
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
    - Chris - age 7
    “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
    - Mary Ann - age 4
    “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
    - Lauren - age 4
    “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
    - Karen - age 7
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
    - Mark - age 6
    “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
    - Jessica - age 8

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 11:27am UTC
    have you ever
    just looked at someone and thought,
    "I really love you." They're
    just talking or humming or watching a
    movie or reading a book or
    laughing or something, and there's
    something about them in that
    moment - their body is
    alive, there's a light in their
    eyes, something - that makes you
    think, "I just really love you." It's a
    weird sensation to think this
    but it's pretty amazing that we can
    feel this way about another being.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    mom
    i can't go to school
    i've got
    the ugly
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    once
    I asked myEnglish
    teacher if teachers
    shipped their students and
    after explaining what
    shipping meant she
    told me that that is
    literally one of the
    most popular discussions
    in the staff room
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    dad: those people on that witty website are gonna kidnap you one day
    me: dad they barely even leave their room
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | n o t t t t m i n e e

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