Best Cute Quotes This Week

kristabff
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC

omfG
SO TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC

me: so what're you
planning for valentines day?
friend: murder
me: that's the spirt
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC

one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC

non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
at the terrible state of my
English abilities, as for the
English language is not my mother
tongue. I hope you forgive me
for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC

I don't get how people get abs?
Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC

when you step on
your pet's foot
DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND COME ON
LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
CAT: What the heck? Do you have
any idea what you just did? You
stepped on my fricken foot, you
moron. I will not accept your
apology so easily I'll just
leave you for a while and hide and when
you come near me I'll hiss at you
stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
then it won't hurt so goddarn much
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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