when you step on
your pet's
foot
DOG: IT'S
OK I LOVE YOU
ANYWAYS
YOU'RE MY
BEST
FRIEND COME ON
LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
CAT:
What
the heck? Do you have
any
idea what you just did? You
stepped
on my fricken foot, you
moron.
I will not accept your
apology
so easily I'll just
leave
you for a while and hide and when
you
come near me I'll hiss at you
stupid.
Go on a diet fatty maybe
then
it won't hurt so goddarn much
