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i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”





 

 
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i was in line at target just trying to buy some ice cream and

917 faves · 19 comments · Jan 27, 2013 12:13pm

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TurtleRawr · 1 decade ago
Hahahah! xD Exactly why I would use birth control :)

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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
LMFAOOOO
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*nerium* · 1 decade ago
Fantastic parental skills.
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
hahhahah
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LostAndLonely · 1 decade ago
Target sells ice cream ?
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idgafSOstfu · 1 decade ago
Super targets does
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
lol, no. I actually look forward to that. I love kids.
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Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
Well, it is good advice...
AND THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THIS IS UNDER RELATABLE!!
Girl, you should know by no that non of us will EVER "get some"!!!
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
HAHHAHA OMG
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
i saw this on tumblr....
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
me too!
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
not to sound rude or anything but you should give credit next time
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
i don't remember who did it, i just remember seeing it. thanks though lovely!
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_Angiee_ · 1 decade ago
Wise words.....
I wanted 6 kids....
I am going to think this 6 kids thing over again ! Lol xD
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
hahahaha is this a true story?
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
hahha yes but it didn't happen to me. anyway i see you fave a bunch of my quotes and i wanted to say thank you!
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
haha ur welcome :) i love all of ur quotes they r so funny
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jimmy365 · 1 decade ago
thank you!
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ChekkaWay · 1 decade ago
What a terrible mother... although that is funny.
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